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Funny Teachers Day Poems

These Funny Teachers Day poems are examples of Teachers Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Teachers Day Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Teachers Are Bag Ladies
Bags upon bags upon piles within piles of bags
Yes, teachers are the ultimate bag-ladies.
Rarely but occasionally a bag-man steps into our midst
But here at the...

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Categories: school, teacher, teachers day,



Premium Member We Are Wearing Pajamas Today
We are wearing pajamas today.
We are super heroes, butterflies, unicorns, and mice.
We have slippers with long rat tails.
Mine are gorillas with red light-up eyes.

One or...

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Categories: school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member Babysitting First Graders
This is a first grader’s day
I build a house! I build a house!
Another first grader chimes in.
It has a mouse! And maybe a louse!
Third first...

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Categories: school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member Where Is Our Real Teacher
Where is our real teacher?
Yes.
Substitute teachers get asked this hourly.
Maybe even every eight minutes.

Sometimes I give a teacher a bathroom break.
Especially a pregnant teacher.
They need...

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Categories: teachers day, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Day In the Life of the First Grader
This is how a first grader’s day goes. 
Six of them are at a table playing with Legos
Which is kind of the new less-messy playdough...

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Premium Member Lickety Split
L ittle voices, rising in volume and pitch
I mploring teacher, begs all available aids to help pop 
C oats, hats, muffs, mitts, sweaters, gloves, socks,...

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Categories: teachers day, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium Member Goody Kindergarten Field Trip
Mary, did you get the memo about the meeting?
What meeting?
Today’s.
When is it?
Now.

No, I didn’t get it.
Come on.
I don’t think so.
I hate meetings.

Okay. But while I...

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Categories: teachers day, funny, how i feel,


Book: Shattered Sighs