Tbs Poems - Poems about Tbs

...3 Tbls. Patience 2 cups Forgiveness dash of humility 2 cups of Kindness 1/2 cup Honesty 1 cube gentleness 1/3 cups of appreciation and praise Start out with a bowl of wanting to make y......Read the rest...

...Three fat wreaths, of different greens, Two Fat stomachs, of different dishes, One Fat Santa statue, of different colors. Twelve days of Christmas, Eleven days of working off our fat stomachs, ......Read the rest...

...You'll shoot your eye out, they said to young Ralphie when for Christmas, he asked for a gun to shoot BB's. Yes, it's funny to watch this poor kid's Christmas stress, but don't you think once ......Read the rest...

...Okay, for Christy, who I could never refuse; Do you have to be fat to have a large intestine? I'm afraid to ask what kind of dance they do in Lapland. Dripping pan- a pan that leaks. Is a......Read the rest...

...TV Guise entries from tom. "Who's the Horse?"- Tony Danza is reincarnated as a mare with an identity crisis. "Who Wants to be in the Air?"- Regis Dirtbin puts mentally challenged contestants in......Read the rest...

...I just read AOL news story- some guy found a deep fried mouse in his bag of poato chips. Guess he's not the meat & potatos type. I'm not real good with computers. I don't think they like me. I ......Read the rest...