3 Tbls. Patience
2 cups Forgiveness
dash of humility
2 cups of Kindness
1/2 cup Honesty
1 cube gentleness
1/3 cups of appreciation and praise
Start out with a bowl of wanting to make your relation better.
First whip 3 eggs called judgement...condemnation...and keeping score.
Slowly add 1 cup of letting go of the past. Mix well.
Fold in 2 cups of kindness...with a dash of humility.
Stir in 2 cups of forgiveness...followed by 3 TBLS. of melted patience.
Blend in a cube of gentleness.
Spoon out on a prepared cookie sheet of greesed acceptance.
Top with 1/3 tbs of sifted appreciation and praise.
Bake at 325* until honesty turns golden brown.
Serve with milk.
Categories:
tbs, appreciation, change, emotions,
Form: I do not know?
Three fat wreaths, of different greens,
Two Fat stomachs, of different dishes,
One Fat Santa statue, of different colors.
Twelve days of Christmas,
Eleven days of working off our fat stomachs,
Ten days of putting away the fat Santa Statue and other decorations.
Fourteen presents under the tree,
Thirteen hours of ‘A Christmas Story’ on TBS,
Twelve more months to go until it is Christmas again.
Categories:
tbs, christmas, december,
Form: I do not know?
You'll shoot your eye out, they said to young Ralphie
when for Christmas, he asked for a gun to shoot BB's.
Yes, it's funny to watch this poor kid's Christmas stress,
but don't you think once a year is enough, TBS!
For Andrea Dietrich's Christmas Character Clerihew Contest, 12/7/14
Categories:
tbs, childhood, christmas, humor,
Form: Clerihew
Okay, for Christy, who I could never refuse;
Do you have to be fat to have a large intestine?
I'm afraid to ask what kind of dance they do in Lapland.
Dripping pan- a pan that leaks.
Is a plebeian a female striving to join a gay organization?
Quibble and Bits- arguing with the grocer over the price of dog food.
Subhuman- a sailor on a submarine.
Monkey wrench- forcefully pulling a chimpanzee that is holding on to it's cage.
Betty Crocker- a woman who's cookbook if filled with pathological lies.
Prodigy- a young person exceptionally talented at poking people with a stick.
Probate- a lure to attract professional roaches.
Categories:
tbs, funny, on writing and
Form: Burlesque