It's hard to imagine what it was like
Before this nastiness took over our psyches
Time to kick ass
To fight it en mass
Tell this COVID-19 to take a hike
Categories:
take a hike, anger,
Form: Limerick
Don’t forget the insect repellent
Mosquitoes can cause such discontent
These bugs make me itch
Watch me swat and twitch
The cost of “Off” is money well spent
Written April 3, 2014
Categories:
take a hike, angst,
Form: Limerick
We thought we'd have a little fun
At my friends house last night
His wife would demonstrate how it should be done
To be sure we did it right .
One of the lads would pluck eyebrows
Another would use a lady shave
Solemnly I had to swear a vow
That I would endure the waxing craze.
Well when I saw the eyebrow Plucker
At last I began to relax
I heard him yelp and thought '' Sucker ''
I bet you wish you'd chosen the wax.
Let it go a little hard and playful
His wife said as she shaved around his bits
A woman , A razor and his tadpole
No that would have really given me the squits .
Then she put wax strips on my hairy legs
Telling me to hold on to the chair
Promise me it won't hurt , I beg
OOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHH
I flew up in the air .
I've decided women are masochistic
They really have to be
Or perhaps they are just sadistic
and enjoy inflicting cruelty .
So I'm never again going to play women's games
They can call me chicken all they like
When they've finished laughing and calling me names
I'll just say '' YOU CAN TAKE A HIKE ''
Categories:
take a hike, funny,
Form: Verse
On Thursday, Can Take a Hike
About parts of my poem are deep in doubt
So what we should is try to work them out
Or maybe for a long time it has now been
And writing poetry should start over again.
My poems may often receive a wise crack
While others say I have a natural knack
For writing poems which you will enjoy
Which people prefer like a favorite toy.
God in each poem will always enter scene;
We will try to describe what He may mean
And if for something like this you are thirsty
Could have it a church every other Thursday.
Poems will become perfect and prestigious
And could turn into songs which are religious
About Jesus Son of God who many do say
He will return to see us again someday.
So you should not go into a state of denial
But try to think about it for a short while;
If this sounds like something you will like
To church every other Thursday can take a hike.
jthorn5656@atmc.net
Categories:
take a hike, religious,
Form: Couplet
(This is a fictional poem)
You punched me in the mouth and my lips are starting to swell.
You asked me to forgive you but you can go to hell.
I can't believe the things I've put up with.
This time I'm not going to forgive.
I took your crap before.
But we're not friends anymore.
You're a person who noone likes.
You can go take a hike.
Categories:
take a hike, angst, food, people, me,
Form: I do not know?