Releasing a
lost-in-city
Inland Taipan
into the wild,
the snake handler
exclaimed with joy
'go! get a life'.
Slithering away snake
hissed back 'you too'!
Categories:
taipan, humor,
Form: Free verse
When rage grips over me
Blood spouts to my head
Veins throb and pulsate with anger
My body trembles with fury
I am a stranger to myself
The demons take over me
My taipan tongue spits venom
That very few can tolerate
Categories:
taipan, anger, angst, body, imagery,
Form: Free verse
My name is Nate
I'm looking for a mate who can carry this crate and can't wait to follow our fate and is old enough to not be jailbait. We will have one date by his mother's garden gate I will most likely be late and the mother will hate at this rate but this need I have to satiate.
I see Stan! He says "Hi I'm Stan. I have a plan to drive a van to Japan to buy a tan fan from my Nan who's name is Fran and she bakes flan with the clan in Taipan.
There's a ban brought on by Princess Anne and her dog Han for my brother Dan who's dating Jan. She used to be a man. We will put in your crate my pan that I purchased in Iran from an Arabian lesbian that chews bran and reads from the quoran in the back of a pink sedan.
I'm Stan"
I said "I'm Nate. That's great. But you're ugly."
Categories:
taipan, funny,
Form: I do not know?
Saunters along, nonchalance
Dimpled craggy chin, cracks a wrinkled grin
eye slits that see beneath, within
casino cards, in his jacket coat
his past, a lot said and wrote
whiskey drinks, smoke filled rooms
pallid, dubious men, the mark, fate looms
poker face that smile beguiles
“Frank the Devils Croupier”
deft hands, cards flew across the table
they all did fall, to card magic
his taipan strikes, fast and slick
was coined get “Dizzy” legendary
Texas Holdems sudden death
High rollers, anxieties shallow breaths
Turn card, tails flick, fat cats wile then wait
fish and whales swim through the losers gate
So the millionaires did agree
to pay Frank royally
retirement from the game
So if your up for a yarn do stop
At “Get Dizzy I’m All In” Coffee Shop
drinking taipan coffee shots, he’s that guy
smiles at people walking by
Entered “Bring a Character to Life” Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Richard Lamourex
Dated 25/08/2019
Placed 3rd with thanks
Categories:
taipan, character,
Form: Rhyme
Snake Alarm
I have a mate called Paddy,
Who lives inside me car,
He never made it home to daddy,
He's brown n long haha,
He loves dem little brown Frogs,
He'll slurp n suck em down,
Brown boot polish makes him snazzy,
But beer does make him frown,
Yes he's as quick as lightening,
If he's striking at your face,
An if he bites you on the bum,
We can't suck the venom place.
A heavy Dude the Brown.
Don
https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=qOwCiF-CLOo
Brown Snake Aussie, second most deadly Land Snake, Compared to lethal Aussie Taipan with his hypodermic fangs 1/2 inch. Untreated you are Dead!
Categories:
taipan, courage,
Form: Ballad
Aussie Taipan
To be a Taipan lethal quick
Deadliest land snake
Is my pick
Coffin head and longer fang
Watch out for the boomerang
9 foot long full of venom
Send spear thrower off to heaven
Brown snakes are pussy cats
Suck down an scoff big old rats
If I get to snap at you
Daisy pushing is your due
No me name aint ol Bevan
Bugger off or go to heaven
I am Taipan coffin head
hypno eyes a birdie said
does ya wanna be
deadly dud dud Dead
Don Johnson 12mm or 1/2 inch fangs hypodermic 60 mg venom.
This one worries me like the great white shark.
half inch hypodermic fangs...(brown snakes are pussys really.
get em with a shovel )...shot gun 4 taipan!!!
xo
Don
If I was Animal What Would I Be?
Categories:
taipan, adventureme,
Form: Rhyme