Great Plan

My name is Nate I'm looking for a mate who can carry this crate and can't wait to follow our fate and is old enough to not be jailbait. We will have one date by his mother's garden gate I will most likely be late and the mother will hate at this rate but this need I have to satiate. I see Stan! He says "Hi I'm Stan. I have a plan to drive a van to Japan to buy a tan fan from my Nan who's name is Fran and she bakes flan with the clan in Taipan. There's a ban brought on by Princess Anne and her dog Han for my brother Dan who's dating Jan. She used to be a man. We will put in your crate my pan that I purchased in Iran from an Arabian lesbian that chews bran and reads from the quoran in the back of a pink sedan. I'm Stan" I said "I'm Nate. That's great. But you're ugly."