Swiggle Swoogle Pete thought he was neat
A bully all the time, one cleet on one feet
He made enemies all over, for he was not sweet
The whole town was terrified of Swiggle Swoggle Pete
Then a gal moved in who could not be beat
Her pies were the best, her meat was easy to eat
Tender and juicy, she enticed Swiggle Swoggle Pete
Who had to turn a corner before he could marry his sweet.
We never knew her name, but she threw out his cleet.
She made him make apologies, she turned him into sweet.
Now we have a new name for Swiggle Swoggle Pete.
We call him the husband of that gal who is totally neat.
Categories:
swiggle, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Ballad
We went to Date-on Ohio
164 miles away to
Do the gig.
Swank and Swiggle
Has successfully convented
Our manager to stopover
Linzzies Supper club
To hear the orchestra
Swede got drunk and
Wanted to mingle. He
Caught up wiff sum slink
she was tryna put him on
For the evening when
Gaffa started preaching
Bout us being wiff so many
women. Jealous, I mean jealous.
How he talking when he got
Twelve knuckleheads and
4 rx wives. I stayed in
The limo and watched the tele
Day up in linzzrys and come
Outside looking for cash to
Pay the suppa bill, me and the
Chafferier acted like we sleep.
I phoned it in, and then those
Fools come out wiff six woman.
And that hippocrite Gaffa wiff
Two of em!
Honey mambo sauce dripping off a his beard.
Talking n about it being Christmas all over the world. That why I wrote
"Christa's All over the World"
That's why!
Categories:
swiggle, music,
Form: Elegiac Lyric
I forgot to put the
Soy sauce in the
Sauce didn't I?
Taste it, she said.
Yeah you did : it good
Anyway way you stressing
Ya'll ain't getting married
Anyway, you just wasting
Your time, the right people
making sure everything you
Think want and love will
Reject you. Sounds dumb
But which labors are vein
are those of rightous people
who's toils are teachings for
those the are brethen too.
Which example leadest? That
He might prosper from your
troubles.
I will put the sauce on the meat,
But remember, I am so important
That I have to be right
And ya'll aint getting no
Married!
Categories:
swiggle, art, celebration, drink, guitar,
Form: Lyric
From Dramms desk
Message from the Tagboard Media
whating to atrract new people
and not offending those
who they had already attracted
made these new adventures
more pains taken then what people
had figured.
causing people to choose between
their favorites, means having people
to make chooses that
are often more serious then what
the situation calls for.
peoples perspetions
dictate their actions.
and the budget is the configurment of sought
that define the need of things.
whats offered can be made more wideely avalible if those
creative minds allow thought
to sell for others.
It might be wiser to reduce and find a thrid
party more willing and able to
speak to people who like doing
certain things.
in sports and entertainment
grroup activities are cheaper.
being involed in the group, to
have fun, and allow the fun to
have meaning makes sense.
all people need freinds, these activities
allow people to meet.
put the focus on marrage and ZI betcha
people will start coming in .
offer packages that have jargon aimed at developing
the family oreinted fanbase
that
focuses on marriage and the importance of family.
Categories:
swiggle, business, dance, film, music,
Form: Ballade
LISTEN MAN
DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE SONG'S
REALLY ABOUT
BREAK MY HEART
FROM THE START
IT HAPPENED WHEN
YOU OPENED
YOUR MOUTH
DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME
I DON'T THINK YOU CARE
THE JOKES IN BELEIVING
YOUR HEART BREAKS
WHEN YOU'VE HEARD
THOSE NASTY THINGS YOU SAY MAN.
THOSE LITTLE INSULTS THAT MAKE
PEOPLE LAUGH.
I GOT ONE FOR YOU.
MY FOOT IN THE SEAT
OF YOUR PANTS.
BOOT COO LAY SHE DO
AH COUPER
SUPER DOPER LOOKER
SUM THANG LIKE AH PEPE!
Categories:
swiggle, analogy, anti bullying, appreciation,
Form: Burlesque