Swiggle Poems - Poems about Swiggle

Swiggle Swoogle Pete thought he was neat A bully all the time, one cleet on one feet He made enemies all over, for he was not sweet The whole town was terrified of Swiggle Swoggle Pete Then a gal moved in who could not be beat Her pies were the best, her meat was easy to eat Tender and juicy, she...

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We went to Date-on Ohio 164 miles away to Do the gig. Swank and Swiggle Has successfully convented Our manager to stopover Linzzies Supper club To hear the orchestra Swede got drunk and Wanted to mingle. He Caught up wiff sum slink she was tryna put him on For the evening when Gaffa started preaching Bout us being wiff so many women. Jealous, I mean jealous. How he talking when...

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I forgot to put the Soy sauce in the Sauce didn't I? Taste it, she said. Yeah you did : it good Anyway way you stressing Ya'll ain't getting married Anyway, you just wasting Your time, the right people making sure everything you Think want and love will Reject you. Sounds dumb But which labors are vein are those of rightous people who's toils are teachings for those the...

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TAGBOARD MEDIA REPORTS FROM dUNDIER cITY mEGA-CENTER sOLD-OUT CROWD hOT! HOT! HOT! YOUR FREINDS WILL BE TALKING ABOUT IT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR AT THE WATER COOLER! IT'S NOT HARD TO CONSIDER, WHEN YOU KNOW THE MAN. "tHEY SAY KNOWING YOU IS LOVING YOU" BUT THIS IS KINDA FOOLISH. hE DID IT AGAIN THE SHOWMEN OF SHOWMEN. hE'S THA MAN EVERY WOMAN IS TALKING ABOUT,...

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From Dramms desk Message from the Tagboard Media whating to atrract new people and not offending those who they had already attracted made these new adventures more pains taken then what people had figured. causing people to choose between their favorites, means having people to make chooses that are often more...

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LISTEN MAN DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE SONG'S REALLY ABOUT BREAK MY HEART FROM THE START IT HAPPENED WHEN YOU OPENED YOUR MOUTH DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME I DON'T THINK YOU CARE THE JOKES IN BELEIVING YOUR HEART BREAKS WHEN YOU'VE HEARD THOSE NASTY THINGS YOU SAY MAN. THOSE LITTLE INSULTS THAT MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. I GOT ONE FOR YOU. MY FOOT IN THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS. BOOT COO...

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