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Swatting Poems - Poems about Swatting


The Fly on the Wall
The despicable fly thinks he is tall Because he landed so high on the wall But I’m about to show him just how small He truly is when I make him fall All because of a fly on the wall. With a paper rolled tight with a band Held firm in my good right hand, I’ll send that dirty fly to the...

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Categories: swatting, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Swatting, a national disgrace
This current swatting hoax is of interest to me, as I experienced it once unfortunately. In the spring of 2014 while doing chores there suddenly was a great police presence at my front door. I came out in my yard, my shoulders I shrugged, certain this was in error, a communication bug.. A false paper trail, the Bowie police inept, could have caused...

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Categories: swatting, home, political,
Form: Rhyme



Swatting
When swatting a mosquito, What you’re trying to prevent Is an itchy bite and no one Would object to your intent. Yet swatting’s definition Has evolved into a threat, Whereby false reports made to the police Are sent without regret. The judges now presiding In Trump’s trials, it appears, Have been targets of such swatting – Something new in their careers. Just how low these swat...

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Categories: swatting, america,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Unquotable Quotes - Liv: Swatting Flies In Buckingham Palace From the White House
UNQUOTABLE QUOTES - LIV : Swatting flies in Buckingham Palace from the White House When Bianca Nobilissima, the statuesque Sea Anne-Anne anchor in her Star-Trek heat-wave get-up exposing her sculptured architectural buoy spaces from head to heel (even Mr. Spock would raise eyebrows wishing he were human) disclosed – with the riotous rowdy Westminster Parliament for...

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Categories: swatting, humor, irony, satire, uplifting,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Cat On Side of Road Swatting At Birds In Sky
~Laid back giant cat on highway, so swatting at birds flying in sky.~ 4/29/19...

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Categories: swatting, analogy, bird, cat,
Form: Crystalline



Swatting the Tought
swatting reasoning interesting thoughts i have back to the fading...

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Categories: swatting, imagination,
Form: Senryu

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