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Pets Surreal Poems

These Pets Surreal poems are examples of Surreal poems about Pets. These are the best examples of Surreal Pets poems written by international poets.


Dad Was a Nazi
If sex was not such a blinding contrast
to the world of everyday sensate suffering
It would most assuredly be considered
by all of us as something of...

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Categories: surreal, how i feel,



Premium Member My Goldfish
My goldfish Finster Darcy
Speaks English but not Farsi
He has an education
And moral reputation
He does kung-fu better than you
He's such an inspiration....

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Categories: surreal, animal, education, fantasy, fish,

Words of Violence and Strife Ii
ASSAULT 
I feel the light assault my tender optics. 
I see the elections flow and ebb. 
The particles of reality assault my mind. 
Can you...

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Categories: surreal, abuse, analogy, anger, angst,

Premium Member A Pet Minichu

Please, mom, I want a pet!
I know no dog or cat, but please, two cute, white mice
Let me get?

At the pet store:
Two white female mice...

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Categories: pets, stress, surreal,

Premium Member Monkey Pants
Are you wearing monkey pants?
So am I! So am I!
We should all wear monkey pants
Till we die. Till we die....

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Categories: surreal, animal, clothes, pets, riddle,



Premium Member Dream Series: My Vegetable Garden
Last night I dreamed I was weeding my vegetable garden in the Drive-in theater, while people wandered back and forth from snack bar to their...

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Categories: surreal, animal, dog, dream, food,

Premium Member My Dream of Uni-Belle
I am a dreamer literally for I dream a lot
With most of them remembered, few of them forgot.
My dreams are always based in reality,
Although quite...

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Categories: dream, fantasy, meaningful, surreal,

Premium Member A Night Out
The King of the Skunks and the Queen of the Rats
Went to a cafe wearing floppy green hats
Everybody said, "They do look swell!
But hoo-wee honey...

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Categories: surreal, animal, fantasy, funny, humor,

Premium Member Surreal Nature
First frost has come overnight, and the quaking aspens have blanketed the hills with brilliant splashes of amber.  Even the ruts in the driveway,...

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Categories: surreal, autumn, dog, nature, old,


Book: Shattered Sighs