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Dog Surreal Poems

These Dog Surreal poems are examples of Surreal poems about Dog. These are the best examples of Surreal Dog poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon--had no fiddle,

The little dog laughed, got smashed as a Poodle,
the cow laughed...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: surreal, fantasy, humor, imagery, irony,



Premium Member Zero, One, or Two
I

Two wiener dogs and their owners so proud
Approached each other right there on the green.
Then, the hounds commenced at yapping so loud.
But that wasn’t the...

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Categories: dog, math, surreal,

How Odd
A pretty flower solitary in an abandoned field of endless weeds
-unpicked by a weed lover, who is unfaithful.
A long zigzagging crack on a ruined wall
containing...

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Categories: surreal, 12th grade, allusion, fantasy,

Memes
I'll keep it with the hi and  bye 
and silly little text message memes
 the things you think are cute
 but have no value...

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© Joi Murphy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: surreal, boat, cat, day, dog,

No Gloom
the sun can shine in the rain , drops in between drops its golden rays never stain

bringing out bouquets of all that blooms and sets...

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Categories: surreal, change, creation, desire, feelings,



Abysmally Slow Learner
I don't know about you
but the seeming me abused and cursed
had all my birth fingers burnt off
at the first knuckle before the first lullaby
from too...

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Categories: surreal, how i feel,

Skeletal Remains Iii
Here & there, everywhere 
lie pieces & parts of me
I exist only in the moments between what is and will be…

Taking a ride to the...

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Categories: surreal, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,

Arm Wrestling With Fate
My guru carries a set of brass knuckles
you'd think he'd be all yes sir and no sir
but instead I get ahah hoho and egad
I can't...

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Categories: surreal, how i feel,

Premium Member Retrograde Ruminations
I
of
warped words
& soundless mind
out of mindless sight
no(some)where
blurring into
the No-Go Realm
(chasing cunning
cryptic clouds
of thoughtcrimes)

I touch
no man's land
out never
where I'm supposed
to be or
not begin

I am there
not here
catastrophically
contemplating
caricatures
of...

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Categories: surreal, dark, humorous, nonsense, science

Premium Member Love Those Who Love You
Love those who love you
Appreciate those who appreciate you
A dog never bites its owner
If a dog does just that, it ought to be gently put...

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Categories: surreal, funny love, humanity, i

Weredog, Part Ii
...But of course the sun banished the moon,
Ripper woke his normal size,
his stomach quite big from the rib roast,
but otherwise he seemed fine.
At first, I...

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Categories: surreal, animal, dog, fun, happy,

Weredog, Part I
It was probably three weeks ago
when I sent my dog outside,
he had all of his business to do,
then he’d come in for the night.
I busied...

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Categories: surreal, animal, dog, fun, happy,

Sickness of the Inside
I wandered through the walls alone
Where cut stones curse and split stumps groan.

The Quacks couldn't cure me. 
I was an anomaly. 
A case lost in...

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Categories: surreal, health, humor, mental illness,

Village People
Village People

It is a quiet place now

Remains of low built houses

Mostly of stone, collapsed, ruins

Walls leaning, broken jagged openings
 
Cloth lays around as if to...

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Categories: surreal, war,

Idee Fixe
don't even think about it
a bucket of motel ice in the face
proving the thing in itself does not exist
because he registered all the meanings all...

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Categories: surreal, how i feel,


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