Humorous Sure Poems

Feeling not so cute
But if you have a big face
Indeed, that's for sure....

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Husband gave his new wife a rabbit punch.
Thought it would be funny, more than a bunch.
That night she served stew.
The meat was quite new.
Cutting up...

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As detective, I must be a hit,
Since I'm praised for my keenly sharp wit:
   Oftentimes when I talk
   People call me...

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Grandpa had a good idea
for treating his sore knee.
He'd get a jar and fill it up
with raisins; and then he

would fill the jar with brandy...

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Trump Economy Is Sure To Wreck

Said this to myself again and again
Trump surely is not supposed to win
With Hillary we will never be cursed
Her competition...

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Folks, I have to tell you I ain't been sleepin' all that well as of late.

Some of the problem is due to the obnoxious snorin'...

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Are Sure To Miss

Another one of my Ogden Nash similar poems.

With my mental energy I ended up educated
Found out that famous poets are all related
Similar...

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She Sure Can Make Cheery Pies

Her cheery pies are as awesome as I am
But again I forgot to say thank you ma'am,
My the things that...

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If you want to bully me, you'd better stand in line
And I'll warn you right up front, it's gonna to take some time
It's really not...

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Be Sure to Buy Roundtrip Ticket 
(Just in case.)

In America, we are always so spoiled
Like lavish living and nothing soiled
Never need to handle anything with...

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It was a warm summers day and I was walking down the lane
when suddenly
I'm sure I saw a pixie
waving to me from a train
And later...

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