If You Were God
...Someone asked "If you were god what would you do differently?"
I knew instantly what I'd do.
I'd make people stretchier so they could be short or tall as the mood strikes. Women could pull thei...
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Categories:
stretchier, allah, god, humor, imagination,
Form: Prose
In Convenience
...I slowly unfurled the paper from the roll before my eyes -
So this would be my last farewell - my one great feat in life.
My thoughts were turned to others as I drew my Levi's up
And wrapped the pape...
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Categories:
stretchier, funny, imagination, life, time,
Form: Rhyme