it's the end of the world as we know it - time I had some time alone
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November 9, 2019
F T I series 23 solitude
Brian Strand, sponsor
Categories:
stipe, future, irony, poetry, song,
Form: Monoku
There was once a thin plumber named Stipe
Whose large wife always nagged with a gripe
She was constantly bummed
For each time that he plumbed
He came up inches short with his pipe
Well, he asked and he asked her to hush
Still, the scolding continued to gush
So he fit his wee shlong
With a pipe, extra-long
And the nagging was gone with a flush!
~ 1st Place ~ in the "Limericks" Poetry Contest, Joseph May, Judge & Sponsor.
(Syllables counted at HowManySyllables.com)
Categories:
stipe, funny, humorous, marriage,
Form: Limerick