It is with great pride that I write to you
And say these words so true.
How sad it is, these days it seems
that no one ever says thanks.
My toilet, my friend, my refuge till the end
My lovely bowl that stanks.
the toilet is my friend,
we see each other every now and then,
here's where i read and think,
here's where i take a dump and make it stink,
here's a place i can get away,
i use it now and everyday,
the toilet is a useful tool,
just think of it as a pool,
the toilet can keep secrets it will hush,
you can use it but don't forget to flush,
it's a place i can use when i am sick from my stomach,
the toilet also has feelings,
so make sure you're bathroom has a fan in the ceilings,
the toilet hates when you take a big dump,
do too much and you'll have to use a pump,
the toilet will always be my friend,
we will see each other every now and then.
Categories:
stanks, friend,
Form: Rhyme
drinking and stinking
eyes blinking
there all kinds
drink until theyer blind
somen really stanks
OR CALL
DRANKS
Categories:
stanks, discrimination,
Form: Light Verse
Society is wrong
college is too long
a subtle bubble that wraps and cuddles
like snookies thong, its junk
thinkin youre grown up
and matured in 4 years
under pressure of peers
that cant release till 2 beers
Youve smeared your smirk
your boys seared and jerked to be frank ya furt
it stanks that the mirror doesnt flirt
so is that why,
you try treat me second rate
then kaput and dog what i say
cause youre insecure and afraid
and its got to gnaw at the base
im the salt to your taste
I hope all of these words
are a saw to your face
ive stirred the hornets nest
hoppin the fence with each rhyme
like i was just south of the most southwest lines
its time to diss this order, screw the court of florida
this border torture is a scorcher
but we can afford ta pay for ya house, a spouse, hospital bills,
more of whatever you feel and all of your mental disorders
its hilarious, my diss burns like asparagus
when you piss out your arogance in the middle of the toilet
Its so hott I could drop a egg in it and hard boil it
you've baked your plans o imma have to spoil it
you could saran-wrap your grams and still foil it
Just cover your manhood when the recoil hits
Categories:
stanks, anger, betrayal, conflict, poems,
Form: Lyric
If you want to be my man there's some things you need to understand.
I want a man who can
Don't want a man who can't
I want a man who loves
Don't want a man who hates
I want a man who smells nice
Don't want a man who stanks
I want a man who thinks
Don't want a man who drinks
I want a man who makes me laugh
Don't want a man who makes me cry
I want a man who will stay by my side
Don't want a man who will tell me good-bye
I want a man who's fine
Don't want no man who's ugly
I want a man who's light
Don't want no man who's dark as night
I want a man who's nice
Don't want a man who's mean
I want a man who's clean
Don't want no dirty man
I want a man who will love me forever
Don't want no one night stand
I want a man who ain't cheap
Don't want man who lives off the streets
I want a man who's got some meat on his bones
Don't want not man that looks like a light pole
I want a man who treats me like a queen
Don't want no man who thinks he's the king
I want a man who does me right
Don't want a man who runs around at night
I want a man
Don't want no boy
So tell me do you qualify?
Categories:
stanks, funny, inspirational, romance, teen,
Form: Free verse