Art Squirrel Poems

Goddamn smartass squirrel goes through a window and starts slapping a plush toy. 
Turning it over and over.
"You got jacked, !"
Up on its attention antennae,...

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Le Squirrel Sat For Le Painter

His canvass set
And oils based,
He zeroed onto her providence.
His lips miming
Rhode Island here
Big Apples there.
She scowled her impatience.
Her eyes dismissing...

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Easter Bunny VS. Ninja Squirrel 


The Easter Bunny stopped by 
To drop off some treats, 
The Ninja Squirrel spotted him 
And he wanted some sweets....

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He chatters so loud 
Why is it, he's so angry? 
Follows me everywhere. 

Maybe he wanted 
Me to give him some peanuts 
Was something, I...

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I have my Hubby’s steadfast belief in me.
He loves how my poems are light and airy.
He’ll give me an idea once in a while…
Then he...

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Ah, little squirrel, there you are again
Digging what you buried long ago
And here I am trespassing your domain
And shivering in the wintry blow
  ...

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