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Spammed Poems - Poems about Spammed
Stop Giving Biblical Names Without Instruction
... Yesterday I was robbed by Elijah, hacked by Abraham, scammed by Veronica, OnlyFans-spammed by Jezebel (oh wait, that ......
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Jude Herrick
Categories:
spammed,
art,
Form:
Other
Ctrl-Alt-Delete - Wtf, Lmao
...When the program isn’t working like it should, No rabbit’s foot, nor horseshoe’s gonna bring you any luck. When the techie’s not around to make things good Ya gotta figure out a way to get yoursel......
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Michael Kalavik
Categories:
spammed,
allegory, marriage, technology,
Form:
Lyric
A Total Monster, Part Ii
......He and a girl had gotten drunk, and sure enough did slip outside, both of them had been caught f-cking in the stairs on a dorm’s north side. The outrage brigades went crazy, the snowflakes ......
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David Welch
Categories:
spammed,
crazy, culture, evil, hero,
Form:
Narrative
Ten Ten Twenty Twenty Politics
...Ten Ten Twenty Twenty Politics By Franklin Price 10/10/2020 The date is ten ten twenty-twenty A few days left to raise the money To fill the seats in Washington To watch the races is not fu......
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Franklin Price
Categories:
spammed,
america, political,
Form:
Couplet
Interconnected
...802.11 I got it from, the electro magnetic spectrum. We can hash it all out and add speed & security, AES, 3G, 4G, LTE. Whatever smartphone is modular and popular, wireless networks, triangu......
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©
Derriziel Pierce
Categories:
spammed,
education, poetry, technology,
Form:
Rhyme
Too Much E-Mail
...~Too Much E-Mail~ (Rhyme) Oh, no! It's happening again, When I went to open my e-mail So much garbage I found there,what a pain And to my dismay knew I was getting nailed Ev......
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Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
spammed,
computer, conflict, confusion, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Too Much E-Mail
...Oh, no! It's happening again, When I went to open my e-mail So much garbage I found there,what a pain And to my dismay knew I was getting nailed. Everyday I get so much spam e-mail,......
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Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
spammed,
funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
I Love Your Cookies and Your Spam
...I love you and you love me! Believer! Where on earth should I now be? Whenever. I blocked cookies all my life If you want one,ask my wife. I eat spam, and google then I begin all over again. Whatever......
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©
Katherine Braithwaite
Categories:
spammed,
funny, happiness, parody, wife,
Form:
Light Verse
Dot Com Glory
...them IT geeks have their own spammed story, astigmatic , eidetic ......
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Romeo Naces
Categories:
spammed,
imagination, life, people,
Form:
Rhyme