Stop Giving Biblical Names Without Instruction
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Yesterday I was robbed by Elijah,
hacked by Abraham,
scammed by Veronica,
OnlyFans-spammed by Jezebel (oh wait, that ...
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Categories:
spammed, art,
Form: Other
Ctrl-Alt-Delete - Wtf, Lmao
...When the program isn’t working like it should,
No rabbit’s foot, nor horseshoe’s gonna bring you any luck.
When the techie’s not around to make things good
Ya gotta figure out a way to get yoursel...
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Categories:
spammed, allegory, marriage, technology,
Form: Lyric
A Total Monster, Part Ii
......He and a girl had gotten drunk,
and sure enough did slip outside,
both of them had been caught f-cking
in the stairs on a dorm’s north side.
The outrage brigades went crazy,
the snowflakes ...
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Categories:
spammed, crazy, culture, evil, hero,
Form: Narrative
Ten Ten Twenty Twenty Politics
...Ten Ten Twenty Twenty Politics
By Franklin Price
10/10/2020
The date is ten ten twenty-twenty
A few days left to raise the money
To fill the seats in Washington
To watch the races is not fu...
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Categories:
spammed, america, political,
Form: Couplet
Interconnected
...802.11 I got it from,
the electro magnetic spectrum.
We can hash it all out and add speed & security,
AES, 3G, 4G, LTE.
Whatever smartphone is modular and popular,
wireless networks, triangu...
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Categories:
spammed, education, poetry, technology,
Form: Rhyme
Too Much E-Mail
...~Too Much E-Mail~
(Rhyme)
Oh, no! It's happening again,
When I went to open my e-mail
So much garbage I found there,what a pain
And to my dismay knew I was getting nailed
Ev...
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Categories:
spammed, computer, conflict, confusion, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Too Much E-Mail
...Oh, no! It's happening again,
When I went to open my e-mail
So much garbage I found there,what a pain
And to my dismay knew I was getting nailed.
Everyday I get so much spam e-mail,...
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Categories:
spammed, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
I Love Your Cookies and Your Spam
...I love you and you love me!
Believer!
Where on earth should I now be?
Whenever.
I blocked cookies all my life
If you want one,ask my wife.
I eat spam, and google then
I begin all over again.
Whatever...
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Categories:
spammed, funny, happiness, parody, wife,
Form: Light Verse
Dot Com Glory
...them IT geeks have their own
spammed story,
astigmatic , eidetic
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Categories:
spammed, imagination, life, people,
Form: Rhyme