I Love Your Cookies and Your Spam

I love you and you love me! Believer! Where on earth should I now be? Whenever. I blocked cookies all my life If you want one,ask my wife. I eat spam, and google then I begin all over again. Whatever. I ban websites for a living But my lover's very forgiving; Best man ever! I eat splogs and gurgle blogs Then I carve up wood for logs. Whenever. I've been married fourteen times, They divorced me for my rhymes, Whatever. I eat cookies if I can, If I can't I get them spammed, Forever! I live in your dreaming space, I'll inspire the human race, Moreover. If you meet me you won't know 'Cos I look like old so and so. Whoever. But I am here and I'll find you I educate the human zoo. Professor!. I love writing nonsense rhymes; I know they get real dumb at times. Caress her. If you like to play these games Please send me all of your names, It's over.