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Funny Soccer Poems

These Funny Soccer poems are examples of Soccer poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Soccer Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Four Goals And Tuesday Night Fun
I sit here 
In a place where I have no fear 
Will there be another score? 
Does the crowd want more? 
Chelsea is on top...

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Categories: soccer, blue, england, fun, games,



Premium Member BOY PLAYING SOCKS HER- -
BOY PLAYING SOCKS HER- -

A little small boy;
On the field learning soccer;
He runs, kicks, shutter the ball;
        ...

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Categories: soccer, 3rd grade, analogy, funny,

Inside Rules Soccer
Inside Rules Soccer by James Barrymore

Zag Zag Zoom
I’m moving like a speeding car
There’s not much space 
I can’t go far

Zig Zag Zoom
Here I dribble the...

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Categories: brother, parents, soccer, sports,

England won a penalty Shootout
Many years of dreaming and searching
Will this be the year we finally stop hurting? 
I can't believe these words are coming from my mouth 
I...

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© Alex Duffy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: football, fun, funny, soccer,

Premium Member Carpet John
My friend Carpet John
Who I met through a girlfriend
Was a funny one.

He once told me of his days at school
When he wanted to go swimming
In...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: soccer, friend, funny, high school,



The Soccer Players
With Henry in my arms, we watched
The soccer players kick.
He laughed at every move they made -
Deliberate or quick.

He couldn't understand, of course,
(He's thirteen months...

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Categories: soccer, grandson,

World Cup 2014
Pain in Spain
Bland England
Shame in the game
Who do you blame
When your approach is lame
Three lions or three blind mice?
I wonder...

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© John Pen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: soccer, football, fun, funny, humor,

My Father's cleats
 It’s funny how my father’s hobby became mine. He has been a sportsman all his life, he played basketball, volleyball and softball all his...

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Categories: soccer, childhood, family, father, history,

Soccer with the boys
I practice with the boys
The dirty filthy boys
The cute funny boys

My new soccer team
I had to play
No matter what
I guess this hadn't
Occurred to me

I practice...

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© Jen H.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: soccer, friendship, sportsme, me, boy,