Funny Soccer Poems
These Funny Soccer poems are examples of Soccer poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Soccer Funny poems written by international poets.
The Triple Cast Of English FootballPeppie was feeling cool
Watching the sky blue
Realizing he was on top
Above good ole rival Klopp
When Chelsea arrived...
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Categories:
soccer, england, football, games, london,
A New Soccer BallSoccer ball made from granola, dried grapes
Honey, brown sugar, oats, sunflower seeds
Almonds and chocolate chips form the ball that is fun to
Play the soccer game...
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Categories:
soccer, america, football, funny, humor,
Four Goals And Tuesday Night FunI sit here
In a place where I have no fear
Will there be another score?
Does the crowd want more?
Chelsea is on top...
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Categories:
soccer, blue, england, fun, games,
BOY PLAYING SOCKS HER- -BOY PLAYING SOCKS HER- -
A little small boy;
On the field learning soccer;
He runs, kicks, shutter the ball;
...
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Categories:
soccer, 3rd grade, analogy, funny,
Inside Rules SoccerInside Rules Soccer by James Barrymore
Zag Zag Zoom
I’m moving like a speeding car
There’s not much space
I can’t go far
Zig Zag Zoom
Here I dribble the...
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Categories:
brother, parents, soccer, sports,
England won a penalty ShootoutMany years of dreaming and searching
Will this be the year we finally stop hurting?
I can't believe these words are coming from my mouth
I...
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Categories:
football, fun, funny, soccer,
Carpet JohnMy friend Carpet John
Who I met through a girlfriend
Was a funny one.
He once told me of his days at school
When he wanted to go swimming
In...
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Categories:
soccer, friend, funny, high school,
The Soccer PlayersWith Henry in my arms, we watched
The soccer players kick.
He laughed at every move they made -
Deliberate or quick.
He couldn't understand, of course,
(He's thirteen months...
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Categories:
soccer, grandson,
World Cup 2014Pain in Spain
Bland England
Shame in the game
Who do you blame
When your approach is lame
Three lions or three blind mice?
I wonder...
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Categories:
soccer, football, fun, funny, humor,
My Father's cleats It’s funny how my father’s hobby became mine. He has been a sportsman all his life, he played basketball, volleyball and softball all his...
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Categories:
soccer, childhood, family, father, history,
Soccer with the boysI practice with the boys
The dirty filthy boys
The cute funny boys
My new soccer team
I had to play
No matter what
I guess this hadn't
Occurred to me
I practice...
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Categories:
soccer, friendship, sportsme, me, boy,