Snooty Poems - Poems about Snooty

the persnickety, snooty, snotty cat queen put on airs as if there were not a ridiculous succulent on her head I watched her climb those red-carpeted prissy throne stairs and thought she must be low class, common, and pretty lowbred....

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What is the point? Asked Mrs. Snooty. The point is I could not make up my mind when we were building, so I said put all three in. We are not talking light switches. We are talking light fixtures, and they are gorgeous. I love them. Not in the middle like most small eight by eight rooms, but marching down the middle...

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A pineapple in a bowl of kiwi Stand tall and proud, mom said But I would rather, they didn’t see me Standing high, above their heads Mother was always so proud Of my textured skin and headdress I found it, unbecoming and loud Standing apart from all the rest How incredibly awkward Being the center of every display Just once, I’d like to be...

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The Snooty Hotel By Elton Camp The hotel was nicer than usual for us. It looked like maybe a four-star plus. If we tried to be friendly to those there, We were firmly rebuffed by a cold stare. “Let’s have a bit of fun with these snoots, We can do it if we will work in cahoots.” My wife and I devised us...

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The Snooty Hotel By Elton Camp The hotel was nicer than usual for us. It looked like maybe a four-star plus. If we tried to be friendly to those there, We were firmly rebuffed by a cold stare. “Let’s have a bit of fun with these snoots, We can do it if we will work in cahoots.” My wife and I devised...

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Human foible is not at heart, within anyone’s sacred start. But within one’s mind, the snooty, supercilious, haughty parody. Thus in the Monsoon’s rain, the haughtiest, first feel the pain. With their noses turned up in rain, they must think drowning is a gain. Awesome is good rain's retreat, never life's lessons a repeat. As for me I think love is neat, useless are...

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