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Snapple Poems - Poems about Snapple

The Poison Apple

...An apple a day keeps the doctor away Not when you put cotton candy in our grapes You might as well give it to a teacher,see what they have to say if they haven't already sold their soul to the slav......

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Categories: snapple, betrayal, bible, blue, candy,
Form: Rhyme

Doggerel I

...Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse A$$tronomical by Michael R. Burch Einstein, the frizzy-haired, proved E equals MC squared. Thus, all mass decreases as activity ceases? Not my mass, my a$$ dec......

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Categories: snapple, dog, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Limericks V - Politics

...Limericks V - Politics Baked Alaskan by Michael R. Burch There is a strange yokel so flirty she makes whores seem icons of purity. With all her winkin’ and blinkin’ Palin seems to be thinki......

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Categories: snapple, america, humor, humorous, light,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Dropped Liquify Bursting Fruits- -

...Apple Snapple Dunkin pumpkin Savage Passage 12/25/19 Written word by James Edward Lee Sr 2019......

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Categories: snapple, adventure, break up, fruit,
Form: Footle

Limericks

...Limericks by Michael R. Burch Clyde Lied! by Michael R. Burch There once was a mockingbird, Clyde, who bragged of his prowess, but lied. To his new wife he sighed, "When again, gentle ......

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Categories: snapple, giggle, light, nonsense, parody,
Form: Limerick

Anyone Game

...I felt aggravation when the mouse trap didn’t work well. That darn mouse got the peanut butter then he quickly fell onto a sequence of old soda cans I left under the smelly sin......

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Categories: snapple, humor, silly,
Form: Couplet

Snapple Bottle and Cap

...the underside of the Snapple bottle cap reads that the nothingness of a black hole generates a sound in the key of B flat who can doubt a Snapple cap......

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Categories: snapple, deep, funny, music, nature,
Form: Blank verse

Mother's Day In the Big Apple

...Mother's Day in the Big Apple. While drinking Snapple under an apple tree.It sort of made me cry.It sort of made me sigh! Remembering all the things moms do for a son,over a lifetime. Rememberi......

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Categories: snapple, mothers day,
Form: Narrative

Apple of My Eye

...Quick find me an apple And shove it in my eye; I'm pathetic like facts under Snapple Caps twist off as I cry, My arms my legs And anything you want You took my heart and even kegs Of rum cannot un-ha......

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Categories: snapple, humorous, lost love,
Form: Free verse

Halloween's Song

...Its your Halloween rave, having your mascaraed With all your best friends from back in the day Liz Lauren and Blake and while they're dressed like skanks I'm on the front line of battle Howlin like j......

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Categories: snapple, adventure, angst, animals, anniversary,
Form: Lyric

Love You Not

...Thought i was special, the only guy but i guess all along, that was a lie Guess i was a fool, not to realize i wasn't the only snapple in your eyes I told myself i was the one and only Maybe cau......

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Categories: snapple, lost love, love, words,
Form: Rhyme