Slap Up Poems - Poems about Slap Up

Motherhood

When a slap brings joy
A voice cries out 
Newborn girl, boy
Angels in Heaven shout

A voice cries out
Happy tears flow
Angels in Heaven shout 
Trumpets in Glory blow

Happy tears flow 
Breast milk fed
Trumpets in Glory blow 
Gentle strokes to the head 

Breast milk fed
Forever to enjoy 
Gentle strokes to the head
When a slap brings joy

Hiss slap spit, Repeat'

Oh most of Europe..' Is in a fit.' Realitys has kicked in.' Also
Putin says has been safekeeping, many intercepted kidnapped kids.? Some are American too.' Now what will
The so willing do.? I even doubt this (true story) will be
Explored? being much too gory.' Oh dear Lord!! cause Trump
And Vance, must know on which foot fits

Slap-Dash

I’m a slap-dash person;
That is just the way I roll,
For when I start a project,
Ending quickly is my goal.

I rarely measure things; instead
I look and take a guess,
So underneath each picture hung,
The wall’s a hole-filled mess.

Today I fixed a cabinet
Which needed to be spruced.
I’d ordered paint and liners
For the shelves to give a boost.

I emptied

Slap Shot

slapping on tariffs
pick up game between neighbours~
a puck in the face


***

The slap with its origin

Going ahead walking through the cold, 
hearing "you got this" from someone who got told,
to tell me this to tell me that, 
maybe because I didn't allow someone to let out a pat.

On the shoulder never.

I never forget to take a jacket with me, 
but when he started to be all I see, 
even though

Slap stick comedy Laurel and Hardy-dodo

whimpering sniveling pout
mopey face bo ohwe-ohwe whine
scratching his head mopey face
I was here with me

Avoid Skin Cancer- Slip Slop Slap

We reach 
The beach

Nice spot
Sand's hot

Flies swarm
Water's warm

Surfers crave
Big wave

We wish
no jellyfish

We learn
sun burn

hot sun
have fun

slip on
a shirt

slap on 
a hat

slop on
sun screen

Dogs invite 
shark bite

mum nags 
swim between flags

HOLIDAY FUN

Halloween evening
Fright night

Seasons Greetings
Merry………  had a little lamb

New Years Eve
Kiss Bliss

Fourth July
Sparks Fly

I Slap My Wrist

We wait for news of the sale of our house,
our home. Weeks pass. Unsettled. Unable 
to focus on anything else. All seems
temporary; provisional or not relevant.
I call to mind patients needing patience;
waiting for results. Not knowing. Tested.
Trust tested explores hope, rehearsing what ifs. 
Whatever news comes, knowing brings relief.
Decisions can be made. Actions follow.
In writing

A Planned Slap Rondelet

A pre planned slap,
when the beast breaks the chains beware;
             A pre planned slap,
deeper wound falling for a trap;
It’s the charge you feel in the air 
with sharpened nails it will ensnare;
           

A Slap Happy Pappy

Twenty thousand three hundred days
That's a humongous amount of days
But it's not a family record
One sister lived 30,310,10 as of today

Guess you could say I'm a contented person
With more than my share of happy
Why me? I have often asked
How come I'm a slap happy pappy

Is it just a roll of the dice
That determines which path

Slap

Bachay na slap chalay ge na clap,
Mein teray pyo da ve pyo an Don.
Note.Jinyan marzi chandan marwa.

What Frustration Could Do

"Who had this booby trap set?"
Asked the hit man quite upset
But flashing a borrowed smile
He could take to some one mile.

Later, what seemed a child's grin,
Once very rich, now as thin...

It's clear Charles would some cheek slap
Or a head hit or a cap:
Charles' little luck with good clue
Could him to a lone spot glue,
Each movement

With a Single Slap

With a single slap

It started with a single slap

Back then during courtship

And I vowed I was going to leave him

He begged so much it became embarrassing 

“Baby I am sorry,” he pleaded

“I will never lift a finger to hit you again,” he vowed

His friends begged claiming it was work pressure

What could I do? I loved

Love Smok'N

Slap Ya Mamma all over

And soak 'em in beer

Next morning smell the mesquite

Sizzle-juce and fat

Impregnate the air 

Love smok'n

Mmmmmmmm!

Slap Leather

A new sheriff in town named Shaw
 Came to get rid of an outlaw
 They would slap leather soon
 Around the time of noon
  Sheriff was faster on the draw!

 5-3-2022

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