Spend

l like to make a challenge
to start a brand new year
so l'll make my bank now balance
l'll live free and less in fear

l got my pen and paper
a list l start to make
it's a must to get me braver
but eat, l want the cake

So down the list l go
2ft long l'd say at least
and little did l know it
there's more that l had missed

No more makeup, clothes or perfume
l shed a little tear
but de-clutter all the bathroom
but it doesn't stop the fear

No more hobbies, books or music
and the list is still not done
panic starting,  feeling sicker
as i'm losing all my fun

l do so like a challenge
but this is taking it much too far
it's making me feel stressed and damaged
slap up meal, get in the car.

I'm very proud to say
l did better than  last year
l managed it for one day
'No Spend Year'
l'll never learn

p s; this is just a humor rhyme, i'm known as a frugal queen as we have no car, mortgage free and bought our little cottage in the countryside outright 7 years ago. l hate spending money lol.






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Date: 1/8/2025 9:16:00 AM
Hi Jacqueline....l love the humour in this poem....cleverly written and very funny! Loved it!! Debx
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Date: 1/8/2025 9:45:00 AM
M.E?? Stay in the giggly stage...it suits you ha! Debx
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Jacqueline Elston
Date: 1/8/2025 9:30:00 AM
hi Deb, thank you for reading my little poem. l'm enjoying finding new topics to write about. I'm going through a giggly phase l think at the moment, must be all the tablets dr has put me on for my M.E lol. Jx
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