Funny Sin Poems
These Funny Sin poems are examples of Sin poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sin Funny poems written by international poets.
Drinking infidelityStunning beauty her face really was!
She was shaped more like a lovely vase.
Never for a one night stand!
Booze brewed my sins in bare hands!
Beer dragged...
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sin, confusion, funny love, jealousy,
God of MoneyWelcome to the land of love and blood.
Welcome to the land of milk and honey,
but never stumble and fall in the mud.
Stay on the path...
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desire, sin,
UnadulteratedThe first time feels funny
The second alright
After that, pure honey
~ Serpent takes...
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Categories:
pain, paradise, sin,
Cover StorySloth is the deadliest of sins
or so my Grandma told me
But spying me in a book again,
Helpless!...
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sin, books, funny, grandmother, irony,
Solomon the GunYears ago, but one
Nineteen hundred and thirty one
Solomon the Gun
He smoked big cigars
He drove really big fast cars
On his face a scar
He ruled the city
Drove...
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sin, adventure, age, america, funny,
The SinThe young man though it was a sin
When shooting crap across the bend
So, he swallowed the dice
Paid a healthy price
Stomach dice was his only friend...
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sin, fun, funny,
God Is Cracking DownI broke one of God's Commandments when I stole an extension cord.
I was struck by a bolt of lightning because I angered The Lord.
God is...
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sin, funny, god, humor, religion,
Hard Time
Hard Time,
The Reward For His Good Time.
By: Tom Wright
1/16/03
It all started innocently enough,
maybe it was peer pressure, or perhaps curiosity.
At any rate, he knew better,
but...
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Categories:
addiction, sin,
Spiritual WarfareAnthony had always been cautious and wise about matters of morality. But
this time, his eyes were dim to matters of reality. That December day was...
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christian, family, lonely, sin,
What Was Your SinAmerica, what was your sin
For the Lord, he sure has the hump.
It must have been really terrible,
For he sent you Donald Trump....
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sin, funny, humorous, political,
The Forbidden FruitThe Forbidden Fruit
Is bound to be cute
As enticing as it can be
A forbidden tart
May capture your heart
In the blink of an eye, you see
A Forbidden...
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sin, bible, child, culture, fruit,
The New Seven Deadly SinsI think it's time to do an update
Of The Seven Deadly Sins
Most people do not know them all
Sit down and let's begin
I'm not really religious
But,...
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Categories:
religion, sin,
For Fifteen Years I Was From Sin RedeemFor fifteen years I was from sin redeem,
And tried to keep the healthiest regime,
" Not drink, slept by the clock, and no smoking.
And, main,...
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sin, funny,
Just Close My Eyes, and Pulls On the SinJust close my eyes, and pulls on the sin,
In the head naked women swarm in a crowd.
And I'm feel pity for them. Poor things!
My jealous...
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sin, funny,
Life With Trump XixThis is meant to be read with a French accent to aid the rhyme scheme:
WikiLeaks has tapes with Assange
Where Donald asks Vlad to arrange
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Categories:
hair, humor, sin, women,