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Humorous Simile Poems

These Humorous Simile poems are examples of Simile poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Simile Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Weather People
sunny and windy
dusty and stormy
who else...

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Categories: simile, weather, words,



A Stage
What, I cannot say,
A feeling something's wonkey.
Like mucking muddy sand at the bottom of the ocean,
Beneath acrobatic, trapeze artist monkeys.
What can be said,
About the snorkeling...

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Categories: simile, funny, humor, humorous, metaphor,

Premium Member Just: No
Overheard in The Old Folks' Home:

Wanna play Euchre?
Why, no . . . would you like to herd cats?...

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Categories: cat, games, humorous, simile,

Premium Member Blue
Blue can be a pretty color light to dark it is up to you.
Loving my first Soup write, "Big Blue."
U must not sit around feeling...

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Categories: simile, color, feelings, fun, love,

'57 Chevy
'57 CHEVY

I've entered what's called my golden years,
But there's silver in my hair.
Is that the color of my setting sun?
If it is,
When did I get...

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Categories: simile, age, analogy, change, color,



Premium Member Heavens To Metaphor
I sit, listening to the whisper in my breath,
shaping my expressions is safer than meth.
A voice among others, I am poet progenitor.
Do you see what...

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Categories: simile, happy, humorous, love, metaphor,

The Lemming
The lemming’s way
Is like Hemingway's...

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Categories: animal, humorous, life, simile,

Mental Mentstral Man
So I'm sure everybody's used the text to speech thingamajig on their phones by now. It comes in so handy for me because I'm always...

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Categories: simile, humor, humorous, innocence, silly,

Something Smells
Something Smells


Shall I compare you to a stinky fart?
Your stench is more profound and daunting  
Clean wind could blow such clouds apart 
Yet your...

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Categories: simile, crazy, funny, giggle, humorous,

Reflections
Observing a street scene from point of high vantage 
Is a reminder of something really quite outlandish

The people seen below are all purposefully scurrying about
But...

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Categories: simile, analogy, confusion, fantasy, humorous,

Premium Member - Pleasure Gives Performance -
One of the secrets in life 

                  ...

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Categories: beauty, humorous, simile,

Fifty Four
I remember you
Say casts feel like huge cream puffs
devouring your leg...

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Categories: simile, appreciation, feelings, humor, humorous,

Triplet-3
Teri Yaaden Mirch Ki Tarah Teekhi Hain
Jab Bhi Aati Aankhen Nam Kar Jaati Hain

Roz Main Tumko Cheeni Kha Ke Sochta Hun....

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Categories: simile, hindi, humorous, metaphor, missing

Premium Member My Name Is Roland Do You Want To Go Bowling
My Name Is Roland, Do You Want To Go Bowling
              chosen to...

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Categories: funny, humorous, simile, drug,

Think About It For a While
Thing About It for a While

St. James is determined to be demanding
Resulting in a mysterious misunderstanding;
At Midway and Two Eleven much wind blows;
Have heard there...

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Categories: humorous, simile,


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