Funny Simile Poems | Examples
These Funny Simile poems are examples of Simile poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Simile Funny poems written by international poets.
What, I cannot say,
A feeling something's wonkey.
Like mucking muddy sand at the bottom of the ocean,
Beneath acrobatic, trapeze artist monkeys.
What can be said,
About the snorkeling tigers?
Or the underwater chainsaw juggler,
Breathing fire?
There's a soggy clown around somewhere,
Spitting spades and hearts, and clovers.
It's a three-ringed circus sideshow -
It too, will soon be over.
Abacus yacht boats pleasy
Banana boats are queazy
Catamaran boats squeezy
Dinghy boats all out easy
Eagle Craft boats too cheesy
Fishing boats yet so breezy
Game boats crazy uneasy
Houseboats creepy sneezy
Inflatable boats fizzy
Jet boats so smokeeasy
Kayak boats much so creasy
Lifeboats namely are busy
Motor boats mainly teasy
Narrowboats are but woozy
Origami boats leasy
Pontoon boats namely weasy
Q-Ship boats likewise greasy
Rider boats rather wheezy
Sedan bridge boats are flimsy
Trawler boats just as queasy
U-boats notably dizzy
Vessel boats sure are squeasy
Wakeboard boats easy-peasy
Xebec boats rather frenzy
Yacht boats are indeed sleazy
Zille fish boats funny fuzzy
Do I look like a clown
My hairs black
My eyes brown
Do I look like a clown
My clock is stuck
My star is down
Do I look like a clown
I don't work in circus
Lhr is my hometown
Do I look like a clown..
In a country as psychotic as this any other response would be crazy.
Shaken snow globe disarray
Stark format unfamiliar
Relocated mountain ranges
Jacket assets of chameleon
Wobbled flesh given for return
Eyeballers display dollars
Fixated focus planted firm
Subject unacknowledged
Drifting body parts ignite
Lust of lurid possibility
From actuality retired
Maggot eaten depravity
Gyraters' slip into depiction
Resigned, pilot drives auto
Puckered faces maintain rhythm
Minds' contents, peeled potato
Stiletto gripping charicature
Formed from Adam's vital rib
Collared stilled near provocatuer
Audience outcome pathetic
Satirical image conjured as ideal
Patron clean faced gullible
Sensation powders scene unreal
Hand fulls of snowballs - impossible!
Twas the night
Before Christmas and
As Santa tries to
Go down a chimney
The fireplace was lit
And his pants caught fire
So, he hurries and
Crawls back-up the chimney
Looking like a
Ball of fire as he
Jumps into the snow
Trying to put the fire out
After he puts it out
Santa gets up
And stands there
Looking like he’s been
In a horrible fight
With burnt clothes
And scorch hair
Shouting Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night
DECEMBER 8, 2019
EMILE PINET
I’ve never really needed ice cream,
just the mention and other’s eyes beam!
Ate a spoonful with such ease,
then my eyes bugged from brain freeze!
I’d rather sit back and watch y’all scream!
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Today the gremlins return to me
Sneaking up to bite so nastily
Breathe deeper yet still
Trying to fill
Consume that space within
Before those bastards can get back in
Too late they have invaded
Left me wilted jaded
Still I run as if i coukd vanquish their existence
! Dam the resistence!
Trying to not drown in this sea of strife.
To live and survive this up life
My cat likes to sit in the window
He watches the passerby with a cool gaze
And though he cannot speak English
His meows are full of disdain
My cat likes to flick his tail back and forth
While he licks his hind parts
Maybe there's a secret eternal
Or maybe he simply farted
My cat likes to listen to electro swing
And I see him swaying to Caravan Palace
He sure loves to dance on Saturday
But every day to him is Caturday
My cat likes to look at me solemnly
Like he's seeing something dead in the trash can
He probably hates my existence
Even if I feed him every day
An online romance,
like a roasted marshmallow,
feels warm and squishy.
Smile, a wonderful smile
How far would you go?
To see someone smile.
There are reasons for a smile,
And a meaning to each smile.
There are thousands of smiles
Happy smile, cheeky smile, babies smile, funny smile
Many variations in each region of each smile.
Happiness is smile to sadness
Kindness is smile to cruelty
Food is smile to hunger.
Wealth is smile to poverty
Warm is smile to cold
Love is smile to hate
Smile, a wonderful smile
How far would you go?
To see someone smile.
Smile in every creation
Seasons smile in spring
Sunshine smile in long summer day
Night sky smile in northern lights
A river smile in its waterfall
A crystal smile in any light
All you need is a moment
Look around you, to see a wonderful smile.
Smile, a wonderful smile
How far would you go?
To help someone smile.
A gift of life, a gift of smile.
Something Smells
Shall I compare you to a stinky fart?
Your stench is more profound and daunting
Clean wind could blow such clouds apart
Yet your trauma remains thus haunting
Perhaps a skunk's defense could seem perfume
Amongst it's kind like a warrior's pride
A bloated corpse could seem ideal to consume
Scavengers enjoy those long after they've died
But your putrid odor has no possible praise
Nor would anyone happily greet you
You seem forever cursed to live out your days
Sickening everyone that would meet you
So long as I use my nose to breathe and my eyes to see
I hope you live your life far away from me
"DENTIST"
I called to make an appointment,
it was for a deep cleaning.
"Friday at 8AM please," I said.
"Alright, Friday at 8 it is."
Friday came and soon I found
myself in the chair of doom.
"Alright Eddie, ready for your cleaning?"
I put my earphones in and laid myself back.
the cleaning was a success.
"All done, luckily you caught this gum
disease in time. now we can keep
watch every three months
instead of six. you'll have your teeth
until you are old and gray."
the dentist smiled and walked me to
the exit.
it was in that moment, I realized
I paid $500 to prolong the proper
timing of my teeth falling out.
I guess I can't complain too much,
I got a free toothbrush.
By: Chicano Eddie
8-10-2016
I miss you,
like the sky misses the stars.
like the streets when there are no cars.
like a government that has no laws,
like music, when it is on pause.
I miss you,
like the desert misses the rain
like an addict without cocaine,
like a kiss that misses lips
like actors without their scripts.
In our lives you were forever,
to make us cry, no never.
So many things that you did,
you made us all feel like a kid.
Every word you ever spoke,
somehow turned into a joke.
A special gift you had somehow,
I guess God must need it now.
He sent you to Angels above,
remember it's you we'll always love.
If it was loose, you would tighten the rope,
after all you were Bob Hope.
We're all so grateful for all you gave,
the crazy ways you would behave.
So may I say from many,
"Thanks for the Memory!"
in my childhood i had a dream
now time to my tongue's best cream
i am selected as S.G. of United Nations
among many i am one of the patients
yesterday's my face book shows that theme