Funny Simile Poems
These Funny Simile poems are examples of Simile poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Simile Funny poems written by international poets.
Boat SimilesAbacus yacht boats pleasy
Banana boats are queazy
Catamaran boats squeezy
Dinghy boats all out easy
Eagle Craft boats too cheesy
Fishing boats yet so breezy
Game boats crazy uneasy
Houseboats creepy...
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simile,
ClownDo I look like a clown
My hairs black
My eyes brown
Do I look like a clown
My clock is stuck
My star is down
Do I look like...
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simile, fun, funny, mental illness,
Blue
Blue can be a pretty color light to dark it is up to you.
Loving my first Soup write, "Big Blue."
U must not sit around feeling...
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simile, color, feelings, fun, love,
Moral Monsoon
Shaken snow globe disarray
Stark format unfamiliar
Relocated mountain ranges
Jacket assets of chameleon
Wobbled flesh given for return
Eyeballers display dollars
Fixated focus planted firm
Subject unacknowledged...
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simile, beach, city, creation, funny,
The ContestThe Contest
I would like to enter,
and sometimes I do.
Occasionally I even win,
to my surprise.
How cool!
The true rule,
to every fool,
or pirate...
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simile, america, friendship, hero, homework,
SANTAS BIG MISTAKE
Twas the night
Before Christmas and
As Santa tries to
Go down a chimney
The fireplace was lit
And his pants caught fire
So, he hurries and
Crawls back-up the...
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simile, cheer up, christmas, funny,
Y'all ScreamI’ve never really needed ice cream,
just the mention and other’s eyes beam!
Ate a spoonful with such ease,
then my eyes bugged from brain freeze!
I’d rather...
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simile, april, food, friend, funny,
GremlinsToday the gremlins return to me
Sneaking up to bite so nastily
Breathe deeper yet still
Trying to fill
Consume that space within
Before those bastards can get back...
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funny, imagination, simile,
My Cat Is A HipsterMy cat likes to sit in the window
He watches the passerby with a cool gaze
And though he cannot speak English
His meows are full of disdain
My...
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cat, funny, humor, simile,
Warm and SquishyAn online romance,
like a roasted marshmallow,
feels warm and squishy.
...
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simile, cute love, funny love,
SmileSmile, a wonderful smile
How far would you go?
To see someone smile.
There are reasons for a smile,
And a meaning to each smile.
There are thousands of smiles
Happy...
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simile, first love, happy, inspirational,
Something Smells
Something Smells
Shall I compare you to a stinky fart?
Your stench is more profound and daunting
Clean wind could blow such clouds apart
Yet your...
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simile, crazy, funny, giggle, humorous,
THE DENTIST"DENTIST"
I called to make an appointment,
it was for a deep cleaning.
"Friday at 8AM please," I said.
"Alright, Friday at 8 it is."
Friday came...
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simile, change, city, deep, funny,
Marie LavedetteMarie Lavedette
Let me start this by introducing her name.
Marie Lavedette on a shining star its the same
A women with a smile that...
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simile, appreciation, beauty, funny love,
I miss youI miss you,
like the sky misses the stars.
like the streets when there are no cars.
like a government that has no laws,
like music, when it...
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simile, cute love, funny love,