Short Yeti Poems

Yeti or Loch Ness  
Is a cryptid after all!
Then, why all this fuss?...

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They claim it was a Yeti,
And without any proof.
Well, isn't that Special,
Another Dude in a Suit....

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Yeti gayri
Tutma beni
Yeserme umidi
Tutsak umut ruya girdapi
Tutkunum  hikayesi yildizlara
Merhem olsam gundogan sevdama...

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the snowy mountains
are silent and without life
a yeti appears
i wonder if i am just
imagining company

for Susan’s tanka contest...

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Hello my name is Yetti
Now know you can't forget me
Like posers part the Red Sea
Red Roses now I give to thee

?? ?? ??
Yeti....

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Yeren for a long winter
when the abdominable
snowman just sasquatch
of his feet yeti
chowed down another
bigfoot long hotdog
...

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Will a Snow Yeti,
eat many Good and Plenty.
While sneaking up on You.
Well, that may be true.
But you'll  hear them coming.
They play the Didgeridoo....

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It was a red space Yeti.
Claimed crazy teddy.
They like shandy lime
on planet number nine.
Ten thousand years in time
Before his claim may be denied....

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There was a yeti called Kippers,
Who tried to use toe nail clippers,
But his toes were too long,
And it went badly wrong,
So now he wears floral slippers....

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Yeti came down and stuck out his tongue
Ugly, black and spotted, it looked like dung.
I had bad nightmares
My formative years
For this awful memory forever clung...

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I wish that I was a Yeti 
Bigfoot, Snow Ape at best 
So that I can finally show my face 
And put this myth to rest 

5-2-2018 
I wish that I was a... contest 
Sponsored by Viv Wigley...

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Actually saw the elusive Yeti last week
At Walmart buying a new pair of skis
Not at all out of place
Next to an alien from space
Let Yeti go first in line as survival I seeked...

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The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 
In its own time!...

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Brrrng! Brrrng!
"Hello, who is calling from Alaska?"

"Grmmph, grmmph, grmmph!"

"Brrrr! Brrrr!"
Shivering to the bone.

"Why is it so cold with a Yeti on the phone?!?"

Friday, October 8, 2021...

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I once met a fat lady called Nettie 
She ate plate after plate of spaghetti
Her face looked a real mess
Pasta splashed on her dress
She reminded me of a huge yeti


04~13~17...

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Has anyone actually seen a yeti... yet?
There are some who say they're a bit unsteady
Though the truth is a strain
Open minds must remain
So no matter how outrageous, for anything I'm ready...

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Wilderness harbors many secrets;
Cryptids among the others there;
Big Foot’s seen there by many.
It could be half human;
Some want to kill and 
Study Big Foot.
What if it’s
One of 
Us?
...

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Has anyone actually seen a yeti... yetty?
There are some who say these folks are a bit unsteady
Though the truth is a strain
Open minds must remain
So no matter how outrageous, for anything I'm ready...

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Has anyone actually seen a yeti... yet?
There are some who say these folks are a bit unsteady
Though the truth is a strain
Open minds must remain
So no matter how outrageous for anything I'm ready

...

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Has anyone actually seen a yeti... yeti?
There are some who say these folks are unsteady
Though the truth is a strain
Open minds must remain
So no matter how outrageous, for anything I'm ready


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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Stalking every dream
calling me from sleep
A Yeti of the frozen night
I drove the pitons deep

Climbing over hope
belaying every wish
The tracks it leaves — perdition bound
  to wander in the mist

(Haverford Pennsylvania: May, 2024) 
...

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what had he glimpsed? A hairy black gorilla?
He was mesmerized as he stared into the forest.
It had moved as gracefully as a ballerina, but with longer strides.
What is it? His hunting partner asked.
He shook his head. I don’t know, he lied, knowing it was a Yeti....

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A’s go-granny was B’s grand-nanny
                                      C’s mom’s sister loses a penny
                                               Therefore,A+B=C 
                                               Drink a cup of tea
                                        Hey D’s dad is an Yeti Yenny...

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Two boys of Tibet

There was a young boy of Tibet
Liked Swimming, but not getting wet
He said he would try
To swim when it’s dry
What a silly young boy of Tibet
 
Another young boy of Tibet
Had a Snowman he kept as a pet
That’s abominable said I
Yeti, couldn’t see why
Elusive was that Boy of Tibet...

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behind my last
word
and letter
is the wh
missing the why
Yet a yeti without an eye
rattle the door
to give them a scare
the Baritone sax
the all knowing facts
spikey haired to the max.
Still until the still is still
cloned myself twice
hoping one of them
will end me
is the wh just waiting on the at...

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