Short Whacker Poems
Short Whacker Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Whacker by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Whacker by length and keyword.
Itchy Warrior
By the bypass
Monologue
Stay put
Like a still mosaic
What is detrimental?
I am spinning 360 degrees
The whacker...
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Categories:
whacker, addiction,
Form:
Acrostic
The Packer's Weed Whacker
Mrs. Packer bought a weed whacker
So, her husband could trim the grass
But he was a slacker
Thus, ever after
The whacker was out of gas...
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Categories:
whacker, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Weed Whacker
Weed Whacker
I whack the weeds
and free their seeds
then fertilize
as seedlings breed
encroaching on
the flower bed
forgive me Lord
I wish them dead!!
John G. Lawless
7/9/2014...
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Categories:
whacker, garden, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Weed Whacker
A line trimmer doesn’t really eat;
That’s a trick that would be quite neat.
Instead, it tends to aerosolize,
Throw grass in your nose and rocks in your eyes.
Turns poison ivy to a fine mist;
I know you think I’m a fantasist.
The next event: the shower dash
Or you will break out in a rash.
Correctly named, it sure does whack
And aggravate my lower back.
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Categories:
whacker, silly, work,
Form:
Couplet
Morning Noises
Police and fire sirens blare
An early emergency somewhere
Neighbor’s water squeaking thro’ the pipes
Two cats clawing each other’s stripes
Traffic hums and honks, tires squeal
In such a hurry…what’s the big deal?
Mower of lawns and whacker of weeds
Garbage man missed: in-reverse beeps
Nearby pickup started and revved up loud
I’m not quite used to this urban crowd
Cell phone buzzes, again I slap the snoozer
I wonder: would I prefer a rooster?...
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Categories:
whacker, city, sound,
Form:
Rhyme