Short Wap Poems

who was blessed with the gift
with a wap back bone of iron 
 the man that doesn't mind
a God given gift
 to his painless conscious...

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Changed my name to Jorge when I moved to Florida...

You don't want to get familiar with me.

Above the teachers, there's a principle, you see?

You don't want to get familiar with me....

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brakka-brakka-brak
Captain America is holding them back!

With a zap, wap, whapp and zappp
He's trying his best not to snap

His shield will clang, kapanng and taaanng
while his body boangs, kapanngs and bwangs

Watch out for the sleeper who walks with a thoom
he'll get Cap with a boom, thwoom and bar-ooom

But our man can outlast the thuds, woofs and crunches
he'll wham them and give them whummpes...

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li-du dop 
dewy dop 
  
dedeedle-de dew wap pow dedow 
  
yeledeledetelelly elly welly kapowzowwwwwwwww 
  
shlibibidy dingalingadingwingringasingajinglejangle 
  
jibbidy 
  
jelibidy de skizzity 
  
skezzak (PAK) skezzak (PAK) 
  
skabededakaralaka de daka faksnakrakkidy dak knack fat 
  
shefrinklededinkledy dew 
de dew dew dew dew wew de dew wew we dewwew dewdedew 
  
ye, dedew dedew 
  
i pick my nose for you 



flantaba-de-daba-dedew 

de-dew...

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