Short Wang Poems

need to take control
Spend less, save more, budget, SAVE
I hate Klein, Kors, Wang
Wow, is that my size?...

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Dork-wang, doo-meister---
Words of ridicule, insult
That are demeaning

Russell Sivey...

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There once was a little fairy
Who staggered down the road feeling merry
Along came a man
With a two metre wang
He bumped into her and popped her cherry...

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Plum trees by the corner,
Sole bloom of winter;
With faint fragrance
Adorning the frost.

Poem by Wang An Shi  (1021-1086 ) 
-Chancellor of Song dynasty 1070-74/1075-76

Translation: Brian Chung
purelandsutras.wordpress.com/blog...

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Houston, We've Got A Thang....
Bang Bang, Rush It Through The House
Where's My Butt Hole Mouse ? How Mow Brown Cow
Black Cinderella, With Her Tic Track Fella Singing Acappella
Do We Have An Accord Take It To The Board I'll Be Your Lord Horde
Miss Piggy And His Ziggy, Stardust She's A Must With This Bust Bed Time 
Red Line Where's My *uckin Mouse Chorus Boris Blue Light Tender Thighs United Lies....

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Its Quality! ... Its Class
Yes, Its Classic Style Will Last!
Its High Clique', Trés Chic'  ... Demure
Its Fashion-Forward - Hauté Couture!

You Look Like Duchess Kate
You'll Really Wow Your Prom Date
It Looks Like A Vera Wang
What's The Price? ... Oh, Luv - Go Change!

I Ain't Paying That Much - For That Thang' !!!




                     Written & Copyrighted ©:  9/12/2013 
                             by:  MoonBee Canady...

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Tell you an approach to rid of your doubts without 
Practicing divination by tortoise’s shell and yarrow.
It takes three days of fire to single a jade stone out,
And a ridgepole tree it takes seven years to grow.
Zhou Gong once feared rumors about his loyalty, 
Wang Mang seemed modest before his usurpation.
If they had died before the unveiling of the reality, 
Who would know the truth in the later generation? 
(tran.)...

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Crystal Noir by Versace
Truth by Calvin Klein
Eau de Cartier
Armanis Life

Oscar de la Renta Oriental Lace
Chanel Coco Mademoiselle
Nina Ricci Belle de Minuit
Vera Wang Princess

Dolce & Gabbana The One
Lancôme Hypnôse
Guerlain Insolence
Dior Midnight Poison

Calvin Klein Euphoria
Estée Lauder Beyond Paradise
Cacharel Amor Amor
Anna Sui Romantica Exotica



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Posted on February 21, 2019...

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'THERE'S A SHARK IN MY SOUP!'
Not an eyebrow was raised, 
Not a shudder nor blood-curdling scream.
For in Peking you see, it's a delicacy
To consume shark fin soup it would seem.

But when diners looked round,
With his head in a bowl
 Was renowned Casanova - Wang Yong.
And his date said : 'You cheat,! You're a shark on the beat!
So it's in that there bowl you belong!


29/12/18



'Shark in my soup' contest : sponsored by Anthony Slausin...

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my friends say I look different
have I changed my hair?
is that a new shirt?
or am I dressing with a new flair?
they don't know the half of it
if they looked deeper they would see
it's the love I feel inside
that looks so good on me

it's not Calvin Klein
or my new Michael Kors
it's not Vera Wang
it's the heart that used to be yours
shining from deep within
with everything that I wear
your love looks good on me
that's what making them stare...

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