Short Tony Poems

Laura does my hair
Ahn does my legs
Tony does my nails
You do my heart...

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Tony tough on crime.
He lies, tough on cause of crime.
Again lies on Iraq....

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Pie... makes Tony high.
Pie... makes Tony cry.
Pie... makes Tony die.

THE END....

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Tony Romo is a homo
Balls he fumbles
His stomach is rumbling
For semen
He strokes rong
He is
Grundling...

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Ex architect Tony Smith loved space
especially with  black surface
Romantic rather than minimal
engineered on a large scale...

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Hunter Captured

                                   Martha captured Tony

                                      Hunter Captured...

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T-hink
O-f
N-ewness
Y-ou

Q-uest
U-nder
I-ts
D-ivine
D-awn
A-fter
M-idnight

Topic: Birthday of Tony Quiddam (May 10) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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The Mortal Sin

We broke your hymen
the big time Mortal sin.
Bonnie and Clyde again
pistol whip a devil grin
Maria and Tony within
Romeo and Juliet end....

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T-he
O-utbreak
N-ear
Y-ou

Q-uietly
U-ses
I-ts
D-readed
D-isease
A-nd
M-ystery

Topic: Birthday of Tony Quiddam (May 10) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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   Tony snails and rusty nails
     can be found near giant whales

   As for candy stripes on blue-gray dolphins
     all those I know went miniature-golfin'...

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Stomach grawling, lusting mouth frothing above.  
Much gluttonousness no matter the mood.  
Gluttony Tony hungers not for love;  
Though on the contrary indeed loves food....

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Anatomical Date

She was primped and properly tony
prime rib encasing baloney
a troubling thing
anatomical bling
for all of her assets were phony


John G. Lawless
©2.2.2018...

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Tony wants to teach Mary some yoga,
While dressed in a short, little toga
He bends over the mat,
Where she just then had sat.
From jail Tony cannot now teach yoga....

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There was a young fellow named Tony,
Who wouldn't eat his macaroni.
He hollered out, "Hey,
Take this slop food away.
Just bring me a stick of baloney."

Written; November 14, 2014...

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Yes Tony
the light n word n thought are one, 
shining brighter than the sun,
 thoughts are deeds, creations hum,
 but man's wit is very rusty, 
chum...
mostimes....Don
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O Tony, wherefore dost thou feel out of sorts?
Existing so - tho' not soothly living.
Haps thou art the living dead which resorts
Into its cold chamber ne'er living....

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Do you know the self-control that it takes,
To only eat one bowl of Frosted Flakes?
To eat the box is my goal,
So I’ll use a mixing bowl,
And pour on the milk like it comes in lakes....

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Dangling diligently daring Debbie’s duos tries
Testing twin trapezes two ton Tony dies
did dangling Debbie dilgently try?

Comments from audience upon recitation.
"Meow" "Purrrrrrrrrrrrr"...

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Tony loves Maria
Jets-Sharks gang and racial clash...
menacing snapping






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com...

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Peanut butter, jelly, bread
Tony, Tiger, also Ted
Huey, Dewy, Louie
Triples you recognize

Gold, frankincense, myrrh
His, him, her
Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup
All my threes are now used up...

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A couple got married, Judy Pegg and Tony Legg
Decided to shorten their kid's last name to Pegleg
Caused quite a stir
Either, they preferred
So then it was okay and both could manage...

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Toby was special
beyond any words
His love monumental
for country and Lord

He fought to the end
accepting his fate
A legacy giant
— our hearts to embrace

(Tony Keith’s Death: February 5, 2024)
...

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Bette Midler and Cher
Liza Minelli
Disney music
Tony Orlando
Sing along with Mitch

Sonny and Cher
Elvis Presley
Bluegrass music
Rock-a-billy

Johnny Cash
The Supremes
Marching band

Rhythm
Music

Cher...

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Yep i've always had a big head,
hurt the horses foot instead,
when he kicked me oh so kind,
lame for a week and up the creek
was my old horse valentine.    (horse cruelty:()

thanks  Tony Lane, mate.....Don...

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Slam the Door

Slam shut the door,
The weather is freezing!
Under his bed covers Tony is sneezing,
Vulnerable to the cold winds.
Warm your hands by the fire,
Xanthophiles are welcome.
Yes, slam shut the door!...

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