Short Timeshare Poems
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summer residence
across Canada border~
bald eagle's timeshare
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
posted on August 6, 2018
Categories:
timeshare, america, freedom, travel,
Form:
Haiku
There once was a woman titled Clair
who bought a spectacular timeshare
she got caught in their net
put five years into debt
and complained it simply wasn't fair.
Completed February 6th, 2018
Categories:
timeshare, fun,
Form:
Limerick
There was a very handsome guy named Lance
He was born in a small town in south France
Happened to be a fake
Needs to jump in the lake
Sold timeshares, but needed cash advance
Alexis Y.
11/21/2020
Categories:
timeshare, humor,
Form:
Limerick
I diddn't notice my mother's jewelry she wore
As funeral procession becomes vain bonfire
The mask older becoming amber aspic
As more relics are worn more frequently.
Diamonds are too much for the grocery store,
As amethyst doesn't wear well by day anymore.
Still we have the whole set of pearls
To wear at dying processionals.
I haven't a thing to wear at my funeral.
Let's put it off as long as we can
And I'll keep buying more time.
No layaway though.
I don't like the way that sounds.
Categories:
timeshare, death
Form:
I do not know?