Short Timeshare Poems

summer residence
across Canada border~
bald eagle's timeshare



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

posted on August 6, 2018...

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There once was a woman titled Clair
who bought a spectacular timeshare
she got caught in their net
put five years into debt
and complained it simply wasn't fair.

Completed February 6th, 2018...

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There was a very handsome guy named Lance
He was born in a small town in south France
               Happened to be a fake
             Needs to jump in the lake
 Sold timeshares, but needed cash advance










Alexis Y.
11/21/2020...

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I diddn't notice my mother's jewelry she wore
As funeral procession becomes vain bonfire
The mask older becoming amber aspic
As more relics are worn more frequently.
Diamonds are too much for the grocery store,
As amethyst doesn't wear well by day anymore.
Still we have the whole set of pearls
To wear at dying processionals.
I haven't a thing to wear at my funeral.
Let's put it off as long as we can
And I'll keep buying more time.
No layaway though.
I don't like the way that sounds....

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