Short Thumper Poems

"I have my own scripture and it could be bitter or a heart thumper, but either way that's down towards your own actions from within your own thoughts." -Ds-...

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SERMON ON THE HILL

The Bible - according to Phil -
Is a true account of God's kill
- So many mistakes
  Polluting our lakes - 
I think we should send God a bill!...

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Thumper, thumper
Everything you think 
can be read on a bumper
Judge not, 
as you are bidden
Grudge YES, 
inside you will be hidden.
Beliefs of mankind
are not for you to tend
Keep your false ideals inside
Bury your head 
in the sands of pretend.

A. Green...

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Remember our friend Thumper
His quote if I recall 
If you can't say something nice
Don't say nothing at all
If you can just remember that
Next time you want to speak
Nod your head dear up and down
And I'll release your beak

Contast: Enough - 3rd place finish
Author: mdailey...

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I had a pet rabbit called Sue
She mated with a kangaroo
The offspring I named Thumper
He’s an excellent jumper
And he lives in a rare breeds zoo

The poem was written before I found the picture which is of a Jeroba which looks like a cross between a kangaroo, rabbit and mouse

06~14~17...

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I will change the world the Bible thumper says.
He grabs his big book and prays for guidance.
I doubt that, says the scientific thinker.
You are too Biblical. 

I shall inform you, the president says.
President of what? Who voted for him?
No one knows, and no one listens.
The child stares, wondering what is happening.
When did the world get so silly?...

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For your information he is called Thumper

The trouble with him is he is a big jumper

I think he hopped over the fence

To where the grass was greener

Carrots as well are his favourites

And like Bugs Bunny he can’t help it

If you see him let me know

Because I need to get him back home

So I can make myself a winter jumper

From the fur of my dear Thumper

DAMO...

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