Short Throwed Poems

There wuz once an ol' cowpuncher named Slim

    Who attempted bull-ridin' on a whim

        Throwed in a heap of manure

           'Twuz more'n he could endure

                Thus ceased a bull-ridin' future fer him...

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Been throwed
Legs bowed

Prefers
Brass spurs

Bunk house
Sans spouse

Wears chaps
Perhaps

Wears jeans
Eats beans

Brands steers
Likes beers

Hates boss
Loves hoss

Straddles
Saddles

Wears boots
Hates suits

Spits juice
Profuse

Payday 
Small pay

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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Before I looked I stared at you, 
Your were horrible not adorable,
You brought trauma to my eyes as you were deplorable,
Behaving like a dread, 
Saw the words you wrote on the paper,
I throwed it in a bin, 
Don't ask, why?
you're the waste garbage in the truck, 
face wack, 
Lips crack, 
Hair a mess,
Like you had a smack, 
Go find some crutch,
Visit fishes for your smell, 
Even viruses are still non-living in your living cells,
That what I saw......

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