Short Teat Poems

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-July 09, 2019 Chattogram...

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tapped into a beautiful thought ~ tempted by the teat of a nightmare


By
David Kavanagh...

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She loved milk straight from the cows teat
It gave her boyfriend Juan a shudder
The ultimatum he voiced was clear
It has to be Juan or the udder!...

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How does a mom feed her triplets?
By getting some kinda griplet
allocating teat to liplet...

….I guess.  Seems the math
suggests that this path's
more suited to bats....

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( The cannibal Cow)

Moo moo moo
On our cud we chew

That old jersey
Going down smooth

Mad you are
When you are what you eat

Cows eating cows
Quit pulling my teat!...

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A man who leaves home with "deprived spouse" ire
Is prey to ladies with wanton desire
His wife may be pure
But there's just one cure
For men who are primed to put out a fire!...

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Babies and black men lead the way,
Shiny pristine heads, forceful and adaptive,
Contraception-less advocates of themselves,
Potential met only after forgiving the penis while cherishing the teat....

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Sharp and branded was the hunger
Thundering within my paunch
guised as the quintessence
spearheaded by life
‘twas the claw cast
from death’s marred teat
Heard within yonder valleys
Whence I sought freedom...

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Shan't Tell* was munching pommes fritties**
When one dropped between her teat-tease
Linda Hand
Saw it land
And crushed it in little bitties


* Fr - Chantel, Chantelle
**Am = French fries  
    Br = chips ...

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At her behest, he'd sworn off meat
"She knows best," he's latched to the teat
      With calories halved
      Poor guy nearly starved
No wonder with steak he did cheat

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(C) John C Michaels, April 2017...

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A bossy old cow in the street

was rolling while licking its teat!

When it howled like a cat,

I thought: What’s up with that?

Can bossy old cows be in heat?


Inspired by both a poem and the limerick contest of Jan Allison...

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Each moment in time is a precious wee treat
Never to live again unless you're from Planet Teat
On Planet Teat, moments last years
Sitting on the popo would suck I fear
But I'll bumble through, a lengthy novel I'll read...

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Here I stand
In the arms of a comely apocalypse
Foreseeing my deathly fortune
Reality never served as a good friend

But it was in that moment
When the sun shed her darkly grin
And hummed a song of comfort
In the mass of increasing terror...

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The Thief
Sweet,sweet spirit
nectar of the gods, I suckle
at the teat of your promises.
You have cast your spell;
an end to pain, escape from hell.
Alas, you are a false prophet
you've exacted your tole
by destroying the temple
and stealing my soul....

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SOUNDS   I   LIKE

Hiss of waves in seas
Wood being hand-sawn in chunks
Howling wind through trees
Key in lock heavy oily metallic clunks

Baby’s gurgling at a bottle teat
Cat’s  throaty purrs on my knee
Man’s  whistling at  work  in the street
Kettle being filled with water for tea...

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The soil so rich
     tall corn grew true
   The milk was sweet
     from our Bessie's teat

   We worked the land
     for fifty years
   We reaped with joy
     what we sowed midst tears

   Raised three fine sons
     who now carry on
   Our legacy, the earth
     in death, as in birth...

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Baby goat, you precious thing,
    I could watch you by the hour.
        Bundle of explosive joy,
leaping boldly, tagging the flowers.

Checking everything in sight,
    perfect in your form, complete,
        working up an appetite,
racing back to mother's wondrous teat.

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A Lind30sr...

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Law and Order

If you wanted law and order; you would suckle on the teat of justice, not feed the people the excrement of tyranny. Justice is not justice without mercy and mercy is not mercy without justice. For no matter how merciful a punishment, it is cruel and unjust punishment to an innocent man.

By
Josehf Lloyd Murchison...

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you can see
a man's nipple
on a movie screen

i can jog
topless but
don't because

of my
belly but
believe you

me
i could
expose my

teat even though
the definition makes
the discussion to say a

female
but who
wrote the

dic
tion
ary

beware of those
who cast the
first stone

and if i'm 
outside of
a glass house

i can see
every
one's

mammaries...

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Soft, the powdery feet
Scamper now along the street
Blanketed in sleet

White socked windy feet
Stretched under winter's soft sheet
Of ice thin deceit

Soft now the winds bleat
And stagger through the cold wheat
All footprints delete

Sucking the clouds teat
The pastured winds softly bleat
Winter's flock is sleet

Bright sun has no heat
To melt winter's powdered feet
Or gnaw the snow's sheet....

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add new poem
poem poem poem
we dont know'em
she me she me
ha ha ha
poetry
poe tree
ha ha ha
edgar poe tree
ha ha ha
allen wrench
look crazy lady
moon on suns fire
militant stars for hire
galactic teach'ery
milky way mire
****oops****
hand gernade bubble gum
chew chew chew
pin popped teat
milk dud treats
gobble gobble
gobble
turke giblet dust
poof poof poof
magical twit
batan wit
twirlings
swirling
bad blue jays blow'em
add new poem
?...

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She stops in the lush meadow
to give birth to her twins.
Coyote catches mother’s scent.
He looks around and grins.
The first lamb arises quickly 
and finds her willing teat.
The second lies there weakly
and gives a little bleat.

The mother nudges number one
And says, “We have to hurry.
The predators will be here soon.
In nature they’re a worry.”
Her second child is left there
to hold coyote’s attention.
She shows her new son to the flock,
his sister does not mention....

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