Short Stewardess Poems

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Baggage Regulations

A vulture boarded
A jumbo jet
Carrying two dead
Marmoset

The stewardess said 
"I'm sorry sir, 
Only one carrion 
Per passenger"
Categories: stewardess, funny
Form: I do not know?


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Happy Homophones

Her life is plain
so she gets on a plane
and travels to a Nebraska plain

two passengers
too inebriated to speak
travel with her too

they’re awakened upon arrival
their luggage falls from the overhead
we are there, says the stewardess
Categories: stewardess, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Free verse

Before Take Off

M-orn twenty-fourth February
A-ims to let the sun ascend; 
R-ain falling from the sky
I-s beginning to
E-nd.

B-eacon above the horizon
E-liminates the night; 
N-ew dawn early Friday
I-s setting things aright.
T-ime to board the plane, the wait is just enough; 
O-bey the stewardess' counsel, a few minutes before take off.
Categories: stewardess, birthday,
Form: Acrostic

Perilous Flight

A Perilous flight

The flight from Hong Kong to Manila had more
passengers than seats
Give room to pregnant women, the stewardess shouted
I was in a deep sleep
In the aisle, people sat like rowers, bent heads as the plane took off
three-hour flight air in the cabin stuffy
when the heroic had given up their seat for any woman whether
she was pregnant or not, I opened my eyes 
they took chances, in the eighty’s money had changed hands
In Manila, I drank a cold beer.
© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: stewardess, abuse, body, evil,
Form: Blank verse

Peace

On my flight to Cancun
I sat between a pillow and a cello.
The pillow's name was Willow and she wanted to sleep soon.
The cello's name was Fellow and he was quite odd.
He sang and sang and I just nod.
When we were halfway to Cancun the stewardess, who was a baboon,
walked around with food.
When she got to me, she woke up pillow and put him in a mood.
then he couldn't sleep, so he counted sheep.
Finally, cello was mellow.
I didn't say a peep.
We all fell in a deep sleep.
Categories: stewardess, adventure, appreciation, holiday, poems, poetry, vacation, voyage,
Form: Free verse


The Screaming Toilet

One morning while strolling in the park
A screaming toilet fell from the sky
A stewardess strapped to it like a rock
Coming at me loud and meteoric
Sometimes I wonder about such things
Falling airline personnel in suits and ties
Toilets working overtime without their wings
Thinking about flushing away unwanted things
Did someone forget to secure a bolt or two?
Did the lady mistake it for a parachute?
I often think about how safe it is to fly
As screaming toilets fall from the sky
Categories: stewardess, abuse, adventure, appreciation, confusion, image, mystery, silly,
Form: Free verse
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