Short Stewardess Poems
Short Stewardess Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Stewardess by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Stewardess by length and keyword.
A vulture boarded
A jumbo jet
Carrying two dead
Marmoset
The stewardess said
"I'm sorry sir,
Only one carrion
Per passenger"
Categories:
stewardess, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Her life is plain
so she gets on a plane
and travels to a Nebraska plain
two passengers
too inebriated to speak
travel with her too
they’re awakened upon arrival
their luggage falls from the overhead
we are there, says the stewardess
Categories:
stewardess, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
M-orn twenty-fourth February
A-ims to let the sun ascend;
R-ain falling from the sky
I-s beginning to
E-nd.
B-eacon above the horizon
E-liminates the night;
N-ew dawn early Friday
I-s setting things aright.
T-ime to board the plane, the wait is just enough;
O-bey the stewardess' counsel, a few minutes before take off.
Categories:
stewardess, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
A Perilous flight
The flight from Hong Kong to Manila had more
passengers than seats
Give room to pregnant women, the stewardess shouted
I was in a deep sleep
In the aisle, people sat like rowers, bent heads as the plane took off
three-hour flight air in the cabin stuffy
when the heroic had given up their seat for any woman whether
she was pregnant or not, I opened my eyes
they took chances, in the eighty’s money had changed hands
In Manila, I drank a cold beer.
Categories:
stewardess, abuse, body, evil,
Form:
Blank verse
On my flight to Cancun
I sat between a pillow and a cello.
The pillow's name was Willow and she wanted to sleep soon.
The cello's name was Fellow and he was quite odd.
He sang and sang and I just nod.
When we were halfway to Cancun the stewardess, who was a baboon,
walked around with food.
When she got to me, she woke up pillow and put him in a mood.
then he couldn't sleep, so he counted sheep.
Finally, cello was mellow.
I didn't say a peep.
We all fell in a deep sleep.
Categories:
stewardess, adventure, appreciation, holiday, poems, poetry, vacation, voyage,
Form:
Free verse
One morning while strolling in the park
A screaming toilet fell from the sky
A stewardess strapped to it like a rock
Coming at me loud and meteoric
Sometimes I wonder about such things
Falling airline personnel in suits and ties
Toilets working overtime without their wings
Thinking about flushing away unwanted things
Did someone forget to secure a bolt or two?
Did the lady mistake it for a parachute?
I often think about how safe it is to fly
As screaming toilets fall from the sky
Categories:
stewardess, abuse, adventure, appreciation, confusion, image, mystery, silly,
Form:
Free verse