Short Statistical Poems

now – seasonal joy
future – statistical joy
past – joy’s hard copy

Brian Johnston
November 16, 2015...

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Strange things happen! Get used to it.
Often statistical odd. 
But explained by mathematics 
without any need for a god....

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Wills with broken wings
Manufactured poverty
Statistical facts of truth
Strategic lies of promises

All are carried by the Owl
On its back to the masses...

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Albert Einstein was an interesting guy,
Indisputably smart and reputedly shy.
His legacy's statistical,
But had he been more egotistical,
Instead of E=mc2, he might have called his theory "Me, myself, and pi"....

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When I slipped into the world
it wasn't certain about me.
The lines around my body
are therefore fudged.

It takes more energy
to finish the work of rounding.
Rough extrusions remain,
statistical shivers
of half way....

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Statistical Sunday that starts fights
Along with bringing many delights
One simple cowhide ball
So called centralized thrall
Bringing outward competitive rights


Written for

Sponsor Royal Trevino 
Contest Name SUPER BOWL SUNDAY! **LIMERICK** or **HAIKU**...

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be context naught with what we shape...
that of mirrored reflection unique to perceiving eye...
with respect to the average pair of glasses a mirror lenses an illusion...
the viewer approaches statistical perspection norms in a social media society...


stan sand...

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amongst the billions of people
there be some very sensitive
to others feelings...pains
sensed and unconscious
expression digested
they present statistical
probability they can read minds...
that is only just part of this 'scenario'
a situation where-in people hide...

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it takes time but we are aware as thinking creatures
that eventually work their way through the benefits
of a scientific probability this and statistical that age
ads and news casts saying buy computer inventions
digital obstruction of natures analogue scale of truth


stan sand...

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man....ah talk too much...
ah talk too much...much too much...
yes...ah talk too much...

what...does it all mean...
noise of a talking machine...
no...it does not mean...

anything...at all...
just statistical babble...
of...fractal rabble...

some old analog...
parallel thinking in time...
wisdom reflections...

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In the last days of ignorance, those Hands that will shape and nurture the impending uncertain future meet. They discuss what powerful, influential Mouths have said. Hands preparing for the future Mouths have granted them.

plans based on science
speculative modelling
statistical views
society’s best wishes
these last days of ignorance...

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Parameter definition is - an arbitrary constant 
having a value that characterizes a member 
of a system (such as a family of curves); 
also : a quantity (such as a mean or variance) 
that describes a statistical population.

Spectacular Vernacular

When he said things sounded spectacular;
Which would have to vary in his vernacular,
We soon heard,
When occurred,
And apparently appeared in each parameter.

Jim Horn...

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The new normal ?

Please 
do not cough or sneeze
for when you are near
I’m filled with fear

Just  wear your masks 
As you carry out your daily tasks
But don’t wear your dirty gloves
when you feed the doves.

No more need for appetizers,
Just the hand sanitizers?
Keep passing the milkshakes 
But don’t expect any handshakes.

This is the new normal,
The factual formal,
The viral violence, 
The statistical silence....

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sitting outback
...evenings...
under solar lights
...with the cat...

stirs perceptions
...normally obscured...
from thought of
...realities...

relative creatures
...observe...
as a norm
...differing patterns...

grouped
...by brain cells...
and manifesting as a
...random statistical...

life time-logic
...probability...
problem solving
...self aware creature...

like this
...loving cat...
with her hypnotic
...talking eyes...


stan sand...

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