Short Spotter Poems

I’ve been called an inequity spotter
(although some will just call me a “rotter”).
Names are biased for sons:
yours and mine — everyone’s.
I propose to make JohnSON — JohnDAUGHTER....

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Spotter to my left, we're covered in camouflage.
Objects appear in front, some moving others mirage.
Distinguish what's real, and what image is fake.
Knowing when target approaches, the shot to take.
When decision is made, after targets been found.
One shot, one kill, target laying upon ground....

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Harry Styles from One Direction has corrected a fan's punctuation...

Harry Styles is really great
He knows how to punctuate 
And he learnt to spell at school
Harry, man, you're really cool  
Better read than Harry Potter 
A rarer breed, a comma spotter
Tell us, Harry, in your pop 
What’s the point of a full stop?

by Gail...

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Del Boy Trotter
Money making plotter
Sells dodgy bent gear and smokes a cigar
Drives a yellow three wheeler T.I.T company car.

Rodney Trotter
Del's little brother, sidekick and cop spotter
A dipstick, a wally, a plonker or Dave
With two GCSEs he feels like an under-paid slave.


(Trotters Indepenent Traders) (T.I.T)


Only Fools and Horses

Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest

Sponser Joseph May

Written 21.10.21...

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Breathing underwater
Deep in the arctic 
Yet my skin grows hotter
Bench pressing the weight
Of the world without a spotter
No creature is scarier
Than the human monster
Been told to go kill myself
By my own loving father
Hated and despised 
By my own blood brother
Now you know why I'm 
Too much of a renegade to act proper
Razor blades and grenades
Underneath my pillow covers
Can't wait for tomorrow
And see what I'll discover...

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