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Short Sloshed Poems

Short Sloshed Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sloshed by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sloshed by length and keyword.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who carried his milk in a bucket,
When it sloshed on the street,
You could hear him repeat,
"I should get a straw and go suck it."...

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Categories: sloshed, funny,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Gosh
Nauseous Natasha’s cautious sister Sasha’s posh boss Josh McIntosh from Osh Kosh Sloshed through the marshes sporting galoshes Looking for his lost hoss Ross By gosh

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Categories: sloshed, horse, lost, sister,
Form: Alliteration
fascinated by the backyard wagon —
it leans against the aged oak.

sloshed with water in Spring,
levity of leaves of Fall,
catching snowflakes in Winter —
on its red tongue.

the backyard wagon waits
for its mannah provision —
longsuffering in God-given faith.



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Categories: sloshed, christian, nature, seasons,
Form: Personification
glennish grooll
                            She sloshed a glennish grooll in Glummaberry
                              Pfiffle flummished furuncles a flummaderry 
                                         They broommed helly hole
                                            Gnooshed a grooby toll
                                  And undled Woo in a gray piffenerry...

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Categories: sloshed, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Ten Word Obituary
They found my neighbor today
sitting in his chair, seeping
into the fabric. The smell-
rancid fat, a tallowy 
rind of meat. 

The cleaners take days.
Boy George warbles
through the walls. 
Buckets sloshed
and carted to the halls.

No one collects his things.
No one cries.
A ten word

Mr. Campbell died
and all anyone noticed
was the 

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Categories: sloshed, death,
Form: Free verse