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Short Slobbered Poems

Short Slobbered Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Slobbered by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Slobbered by length and keyword.


Wildlife 44
Wildlife 44

A slow moving, slimy old snail,
Was stuck upside down in a pail,
When someone kicked the bucket,
He slobbered "Oh 'flip' it!"
And left them a long snotty trail!!...

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Categories: slobbered, animal, funny,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Whatcha Thinkin 'Bout
whatcha thinkin ’bout


nothing really.
it is true.
at an age when
the mind is on 
permanent vacation,
I float on a bed of soft 
feeling, selected memories.
occasionally a thought
creeps in disguised as a
smallish notion then bursts
into a real head-banger of
an idea stamped, to the one 
who used to live here.
Like throwing a bone 
to a toothless dog to be
slobbered over then
discarded for a nap in the sun....

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Categories: slobbered, old,
Form: Free verse
Carolina Pines
Turned it loose and got drunk
As a smelly old skunk
On disgusting cheap wine
In the Carolina pines

Shot guns at thin air
(Who the heck gonna' care?)
Weren't it fun, weren't it fine
In the Carolina pines?

Then we REALLY got clobbered
We staggered and slobbered
We wallowed like swine
In the Carolina pines

(In the morning we grieved
We hocked and we heaved
We whimpered and whined
In the Carolina pines)

By: tryerson
Motif: Nature...

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Categories: slobbered, funny, nostalgia,
Form: Kyrielle

Book: Shattered Sighs