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Premium Member My Dear Friend John John

Never had such a dear friend as John John Sure like to meet him one day before I'm gone gone Over a cuppa or three We could shoot the breeze Hey I could wear my pretty sarong, is that wrong wrong © Jack Ellison 2015
Form: Limerick


Mars

A red planet of cheese…wow!..
we could shoot the breeze together, 
while sinking to our knees, in the red 
sand dune brie, or interstellar camembert

It’s all the same if you please, a moon of 
Sleaze and a Mars made of cheese:

Tease!!??.. me never..let’s take the space 
elevator at four..pack your things…off we 
shoot! Gruyere and cheddar what a hoot!

Ah-Choo

Sometimes, as you shoot the breeze,
You’ll be startled by a sneeze.
Even walking up the stairs,
It can catch you unawares.

With no allergies or colds,
Sneezing often still unfolds.
It may happen for no reason;
Some lay blame upon the season.

Sneezes serve to help remind us
That the forces which designed us
Left some mysteries to tease,
One of which must be the sneeze.
Form: Couplet

They Tax Our Axes

They want to tax our axes
Then, take away our trees.
They impose cell phone taxes.
Then, laugh and shoot the breeze.
Lodges, matches, bridges, britches,
Dresses, dishes, finches, fishes.
Hinges, hitches, hedges, hearses,
Lenses, lynxes, luscious lashes…
They dip their hands in every pot.
Spreading wealth around they say…
Big Business taxes are a lot…not!
The newfangled economic way –
The middle class will love to pay!

© January 29, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Form: Rhyme

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