Short Shipment Poems
Short Shipment Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shipment by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shipment by length and keyword.
Cargo Shipment
Why is it that when you send something by CAR, it's called a SHIPment,
but when you transport something by SHIP, CARgo is how it's sent?...
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Categories:
shipment, on writing and words
Form:
Rhyme
Defective Depends
Do you know what burns my ass, my friends
A three foot high flame, setting fire to my Depends
Thought they were fire resistant
Guess mine were a defective shipment
Panic set in as the flames did ascend...
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Categories:
shipment, betrayal,
Form:
Limerick
I Just Don'T Get English
It is pointless to write with dull pencils
When a pen keeps the sheep safe at night.
And water can flow from a hole in the ground
As long as the spring’s not too tight.
Cargo is sent from a shipyard
But a shipment can go out by car.
A wise man is often superior
But a wise guy is usually subpar
Tonight I will drive down the parkway,
Yet park in the driveway at home.
No wonder I can’t speak this language
It only makes sense in a poem!
© Dean Wood
Oct. 26, 2017...
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Categories:
shipment, funny, humor,
Form:
Light Verse