Defective Depends

Do you know what burns my ass, my friends A three foot high flame, setting fire to my Depends Thought they were fire resistant Guess mine were a defective shipment Panic set in as the flames did ascend
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Cresswell Avatar
August 17, 2017 at 12:07 PM
You set your depends on fire? Does that mean you have hot pants. I see a fashion trend in the poems this morning. You have a very sensitive touch funny as all get out.
Ellison Avatar
August 17, 2017 at 2:20 PM
LOL!!! Yup!!! Hot pants!!! I'm known all over for my sexual prowess!!! Do I hear chuckling??? xxx
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 17, 2017 at 7:11 AM
Sounds like you're in the hot seat! Smokin' fiction I hope ;) xomo
Ellison Avatar
August 17, 2017 at 7:15 AM
o nice to have you back dear Mo!!! Fiction??? Love and stuff, Jake xxx
Sivey Avatar
August 17, 2017 at 6:18 AM
Ha ha! Flame resistant depends, I don't think so my friend! They will burn just like any other clothing you might own! And that will hurt you if you know what I mean! I rather enjoyed your comical poem here immensely Jackson! You have brought laughter to an otherwise grim day! What a pleasant piece lol, Great Work!!
Ellison Avatar
August 17, 2017 at 7:17 AM
Just a thought... might pursue it further! LOL
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