Short Shag Poems

His Elixir
Depression crushed him;
Passion was his mithridate,
A good shag cured him....

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His Elixir
Depression crushed him;
Passion was his mithridate,
A good shag cured him....

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Some roses are red
Violets are blue (NOT! They're violet, DUH!)
Blah-De-Blah
Something-something you....

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A little blue pill called Viagra
helps horny old men in Niagra.
So women beware,
anyone with a pair
is thinking of how he can shag ya....

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bath tub will not  drain
and Drano is not working
my hair probably
it comes out in bucket loads
I am not bald though
I have hair like my Daddy’s
It’s thicker than a shag rug...

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I am laid back but like to shag and such
and she was so sexy and hot to touch.
  I said show me a sign,
  she said “your place or mine?”
Nah, forget it darlin’, you talk too much!


      Written: September 2014...

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Codeine, my Codeine

Codeine, my Codeine
Why must you be so small?
If you were any smaller
I'd not see you at all
I've lost you in the shag-pile rug
And underneath the bed
If I keep on losing you
I'll take Ibuprofen instead...

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blue granny glasses 
bubbly lava lamp
yellow happy face
Mamas and The Papas 
Karen Carpenter
Embroidered blue jeans 
Flowered shirt for men 
Janice Joplin 
decorated Volkswagen bus 
Hip hugger bell bottoms 
Shag carpeting 
Hypnotherapy
1960's...

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Old mooring pylon
 with shag aloft,
wings flapping.
 Fitness freaks with dogs
jog the shore -
 one woman in particular,
her thighs slapping.
 An old heron and I
are amused -
 we fly away,
both of us clapping.

       

Written: circa 1993...

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Once my dog humped the rug (yes, a shag!)
A new species was born. I could gag!
It is half carpet but
It is one half a mutt.
Shaggy rug dog has tails that can wag!


Happy April Fools Day, Everyone!!!


April 1, 2016 For A New Species Poetry Contest of Anthony Slausen...

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Saddle back shoes or shag if you please
Trends by the thousands, hair as big as you can tease
Yoga and Yo-Yo’s; Yuppies the majority of the crowd
Leggings and Levi’s; Colors vibrant and loud
Eyelashes as fake as the breast upon your chest
Styles they come and go as we try to look our best...

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Do you see it?
can you see my swag?
feed off it!
come, dance the shag.

Do you see me?
Clean. 
posted, 
checking out the scene.
Do you see me?
Wearing green,
cocky, 
with a full head of steam??

Do you see it?
Can you see the look
of my smooth instrumental.
Listen,
here comes the hook.

Do you hear it???


Jared Pickett
11/20/09
Asavvy1...

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Funny/Bawdy Limerick

Spoiled Milk

The milk man and Sue like to shag.
"The milkman sure digs me," she'd brag.
Well the milk man delivered!
And Sue sure got the shivers!
But the milk on the porch went bad.

So, that night, when Sue's husband came back,
She knew he'd surely notice the lack.
"No milk with my tea?
Oh how can this be?",
Teased the milkman, her husband in fact!



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Pleiades Shuffle - S

Sashay down the city street,
Sidewalks dance square sambas,
Sassy solo boogaloos
Swing steps sway then hand jive
Salsa steps won’t shuffle
Street dances stroll and stomp
Stage for cha cha congas 

4-21-21
Contest: Pleiades S
Sponsor: Kim Merryman

Have discovered the word "shag" has taken on a different meaning through Brit Box.  Omitted the word and made a change....

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Snapping it up with so much zeal
The shiny black shag with its slinky eel.
The sand eel squirmed and slipped back to the sea.
The shag said stop, please stay with me!

You want to eat me said the edible eel.
I do not want to be your meal.
I see you swim under the sea
At speeds much faster than slithering me.
You will swallow me whole.
And then where will I be?
In my belly, of course, said the shag smilingly!...

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I used to miss your touch, now your hands feel like claws

I used to melt in your stare, now your eyes come with bristles

I used to miss your shag and plaits, now you wear a tail of a horse

I used to miss a natural shape, now your curves are created by a dose

I used to miss your call of my name, now you sound like Americanos and Angles

Tell me if I’m stuck in history, lagging behind as the Homo Sapien evolves...

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Lynette was attached to the ambiance of the seventies.
She had a shag rug with large loops and flecks of silver.
Bulb like globs floated in her six lava lamps.
She replaced her accelerator pedal with a weird bare foot pedal.
Her house featured peace signs, happy faces, and free love slogans.
My favorite piece was a Volkswagen bus planter that yelled “perky”.
But in actuality, I liked the entire set up – her car and her house....

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atop
a garden wall

striped marmalade throw

feline
lazy time
under sunshine

interlaced visions
a weaving

paws dangle in indolent ease
reach
underlay deep

whiskers sense sparrows
muscles tense in their plush
carpet shag
then
drowsy textile head slumps

sun-drying kitty-mat
basking

2 textured images twilled
to fade together forever

later

cat-rug carried away ~

sun settles in a deckchair


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Weary days drag
A heavy shag
That ever nags


Sense lost cause
Watch death pause
In empty toss


Know your fear
Feel it clear
Poise strings cheer


Go on now
You know how
Poise endows


Feel faith leap
In strange sleep
In dream deep


Dare once more
From soul core
Like before


Love funds play
On this day
Come what may


Discern well
What love tells
To cast spells




Leon Enriquez
14 January 2019
Singapore...

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The shag splinters the skin beneath the arch of nothing there
          Fibers so tiny drenched in the ink written out in despair

          The smell of stains way beneath never escapes the vine
          The colors blend so differently ending to be drenched in wine

          Particled of dust haphazardly laid down to never arise
     Circling above disaster seeking revenge of The Lord of Flies



                                 bmdavey@02/23/21...

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