Short Sarge Poems
Short Sarge Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sarge by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sarge by length and keyword.
A Debate Between Them
a debate between
Tim Pawlenty and Mitt Romney--
Gomer Pyle and Sarge?...
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Categories:
sarge, funny, imagination, political, satire,
Form:
Haiku
There Once Was a Guy Named Sarge
There once was a guy named Sarge
who had seat belts installed in his dodge.
After he strapped his date in,
they committed a carnal sin
without ever leaving the garage....
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Categories:
sarge, boyfriend, girlfriend,
Form:
Rhyme
Military Life
MILITARY LIFE
Sergeants
They rants!
Slit trench
Big stench!
Don't sass
The brass!
Long march
Sore arch!
Payday
Yea! Yea!
Discharge
Bye, Sarge!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Entry for Timothy Hicks' "March Of The Footle" Contest...
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Categories:
sarge, humorous, military,
Form:
Footle
she is a clown
Diana wore the shirt around
She’s a clown we said. A clown. A clown.
Her husband told her how to jump and what direction.
She wore this shirt with an afflicted affection.
The shirt said, “My wife is one hundred percent in charge.”
Oddly, she never wore it around her husband Big Sarge....
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Categories:
sarge, woman,
Form:
Rhyme
Grandpa Calls Her Sarge
Mythical wizard hag sits on her haughty throne
Who is she? Some whisper, perhaps thinking crone.
Magical and mystical, she is rarely sitting alone.
Her power animals surround her, hoping for a bone.
She gets to make all their decisions, she is in charge.
Her ideas and ideals are incredibly worthy and large.
We know her as grandma, our grandpa calls her the Sarge.
She is the most magical creature we know, our grandma Marge....
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Categories:
sarge, grandfather, grandmother,
Form:
Rhyme