Short Santorum Poems
Short Santorum Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Santorum by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Santorum by length and keyword.
Politician Climate Change Scientist
Politician Climate Change Scientist
Rick Santorum,
Has his own theorem
That the Pope
Should reduce his scope
By leaving science to scientist’s own device.
It’s too bad he does not take his own advice....
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Categories:
santorum, environment, political, science,
Form:
Rhyme
Desert Delegate Hunt
Desert Delegate Hunt
Caucus numbers poor for Rick Santorum
Hopes next week will be a better forum.
Disappointing evening for Doctor Paul
Perhaps in Maine he’ll make a larger haul.
No crowds, just the press for angry grandpa Newt
Believes March will be better, needs some loot.
The desert granted a large win to Mitt
But in spite of victory, still not a hit....
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Categories:
santorum, life, people, political,
Form:
Couplet
Who Won Maine
Who Won (rigged) Maine?
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd
Saturday Maine voters took a poll
Romney won, but Paul camp claims he stole
One Paul leaning caucus, cancelled for snow
Helping Romney move on with MoJo.
When final votes tallied, Paul may win
But by then there’s no victory to spin
The liberty cause is disappointed
Romney hopes he appears anointed.
But the real story is Santorum
Who did not compete in this forum
Who without even spending a cent
Of the raw vote got eighteen percent....
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Categories:
santorum, life, political,
Form:
Rhyme