Short Ross Poems

trees and barns painted
 mountains and ponds added in
 picture comes alive...

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William Ross Wallace'LIBERTY BELL'

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There was a pizza boy named Ross
Who’s addicted to the sauce

He went to rehab
With quite the big tab

But relapsed and ran to his boss!...

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as  you began to walk
and friend talk
alway look
before you get hook
or hit do this
signs has a list
Eeven f your name ross
DON'T CROSS...

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B-egin
E-njoying
T-he
S-cribe's
Y-early

R-egards
O-f
S-uperb
S-ublimity

Topic: Birthday of Betsy Ross (September 23) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Nauseous Natasha’s cautious sister Sasha’s posh boss
Josh McIntosh from Osh Kosh
Sloshed through the marshes sporting galoshes
Looking for his lost hoss Ross
By gosh...

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Will never forget my first real love, Mary Ross
Toppled head over heels, so cuddly and soft
Was blown away
In love's sweet ballet
Think of her still though to another I'm betrothed...

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old Betsy ross once fashioned a flag
from freedom's blood -n- crates of tea bags
the radical right snatched its meaning
the radical left branded it demeaning
now Betsy has stars stuffed up her a ss...

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Ross

Ross is my single young adult son.
Often pitches in to help others.
Sincerely loves to be on the computer… a lot.
Secure about his abilities.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 1, 2010

Poetic form: Name...

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Stitches

A wild hog the scouts running to it.


© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 14, 2010

Poetic form: Monoku

Dedicated to my son, Ross who as a youth, was bitten by a wild hog.  
Moral:  Folks. don't catch wild hogs...

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GRACE

G od's unmerited favor toward mankind

R esurrection of our Lord and Savior

A scension to the right hand of God the Father

C ross on which He suffered and died for our sins

E ternal life through the shedding of His blood...

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Father Ross made secret visit, to widow’s house past midnight,
Lamp in hand, she let him in, guided him to master bedroom,
his tough wife should never know, Ross went to see his old mother!



Written 22/05/2020
Sijo poetry contest
Jenish Somadas...

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Wherever borne is The cross,
Christ is The Sure Boss:
His Kingdom, a good distance from loss,
Your guaranteed profit in gross;
Your dully painted walls, Brilliant Gloss,
Every rolling stone clothed in Moss…
No room for the coins gamblers toss
And a dying interest in somebody else’s Ross....

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Melissa
Outgoing, Passionate, Insane, Friend
Adoptive daughter of Carol and James
Lover of Pittsburgh, poetry, and music
Who feels pain, depression, and occasional joy
Who fears stars, death, and heights
Who would like to see Italy, Greece, and success
Resident of Warrington, Pennsylvania
Ross...

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It is said the first flag maker was Ms. Betsy Ross
Was also said she could do well with some dental floss
As one can imagine twas because she ran out of thread
She forgot to order it because she didn't take her meds




Battle Of The Clerihew---Contest Of P.D.
Written By: Carol Brown
6th Place Winner...

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E-arnestly serve the Maker, 
N-o matter come what may; 
R-emain vigorous or dynamic
I-n the midst of gray.
C-arry on despite the weather, don't decrease your intensity; 
O-n the fifteenth of May, glorify the Almighty.

C-ross the finish line, 
R-each the kingdom of the Father; 
U-se the fervor and passion, 
Z-eal to serve the Maker....

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C-ross the deepest sea 
H-owever far or wide; 
O-bliterate your fear, 
Y-our doubt and fret subside. 

B-egin to cross the deepest sea, 
O-n the tenth of May; 
R-ugged wind will come, 
C-rushing your boat as you pray. 
E-xpect the stormy weather, 
L-ife is fraught with misery; 
I-n spite of the rain, 
S-tart to cross the deepest sea....

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Go go boots
Made for walking
Nancy Sinatra
60’s fodder
Rock’N Roll
Jazz
The Blues
Diana Ross and the Supremes
Elvis and Ann Margaret
Ed Sullivan
The Beatles
Twiggy
Mini-skirts
Johnny Cash
The Grand Ole’ Opry
Underdog
Polly Pure Bred
I Love Lucy
Leave it to Beaver
Bonanza
This may have been when all of this video stuff started....

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To the Redcoats Betsy Ross lied.
“It is not a flag!” she decried.
“I'm due at a wedding
and all of this threading
will be a new gown for the bride!”

“But it isn't just one little dress,”
with nose growing she had to confess,
“A collection I've planned--
t'will sell big in the land--
at my discount stores, Ross Dress for Less”!...

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Phoebe Buffay 
Plays her guitar every day
She often sings ‘Smelly cat’
Sadly her voice is very flat

Ross Geller
Is quite a nerdy feller
He said Rachel’s name when he got wed
His bride Emily probably wished him dead!

Ross and Pheobe starred in Friends

Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest


Sponsored by Joseph May

09/30/21...

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Betsy Ross of Colonial days
Could never imagine the ways
Our United States flag would be blessed
To fly on the Moon and Mount Everest.


May 28, 2015


The Clerihew poem came about in the 1920s and is named after Edmund Clerihew Bentley (1875–1956), the English writer who invented it.  The rhyming structure of the Clerihew poem is AABB 
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C-ross the finish line, 
A-spire towards the crown; 
R-ise up every time you fall, 
L-et not your wings go 
A-ground. 

R-eady to cross the finish line, 
U-se faith, hope, and love; 
T-hird of May Wednesday 
A-ims to get them from above. 
Q-uest the Lord's guidance, 
U-nder the Father's design; 
I-t's time to hit the mark, 
O-r cross the finish line....

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Leroy
Cowboy

Rode horse
Of course

His hoss
Named Ross

Ropes steers
Slurps beers

Slouch hat
Flaunts gat

Wears boots
No suits

Eats beans
Wears jeans

Raised hell
Pell-mell

What's more
He swore

Has gal
Named Sal

To pub
For grub

They dance
Romance

They kiss
Pure bliss

Gets slopped
Fun stopped

Big brawl
(That's all)...

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J-ust cross the wide blue ocean, 
A-llow not your dreams to fail; 
N-ever fear the brewing storm, 
E-ven the waves during your sail.

F-riday December fifteenth, 
R-each your one greatest goal; 
A-im at the heavenly bliss, 
N-o reason to worry at all.
C-ompleting your God-given race
I-s needed to attain salvation; 
S-tay strong to brave the weather, 
C-ross the wide blue
O-cean....

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Picture this, a pink and orange party room, the new guy said.
We stared at Ross, wondering how he had gotten this far.
Truly, let me do my job, he said. Let me show you.
Two of the liberalist of the liberals decide to.
I am one of them.
This party room has been rented almost daily for six years.
Brides have switched their colors to orange and pink for this room.
I am glad we let him show us....

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