Short Prince Charles Poems

Beholding a stark-naked Kiwi
Prince Charles was bewildered: "What see we?”
His butler replied,
all blushed and wide-eyed: 
“Your highness, a Maori… wee-wee."...

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Meghan Markle's 
  lost her sparkle
While Prince Harry
  seems more wary

Old Prince Charles'
  star has faded
And Princess Anne
  looks quite jaded

The Royal Family
  no more a fascination
Corona virus ~
  our new pre-occupation...

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served her people well
seventy years on the throne
now gone to her rest




Written 8th September 2022


R. I. P Queen Elizabeth who passed away this afternoon at Balmoral in Scotland. 
Prince Charles will now become King Charles the 3rd of England...

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Pussy cat, we know, went to see the Queen,
But was not let in as he was not clean,
Quietly he scaled palace walls,
Through a window and met Prince Charles!
Now we all know where Pussy cat had been!

Completely your choice (8) any form any theme
Honourable mention
Sponsor Brian Strand 
Written 13/08/2020
10,10,8,8,10 syllables...

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There will be many celebrating today
for it is Prince Charles special day

Champagne glasses brimming to the rim
one thing certain eyes will start to dim

Banquets and feasts a plenty
dishes  price set at twenty

All the nobles of the land
on bended knees in the sand

Royalists world over raise a glass
those against royalty take a pass

What ever your stance
have a swirl in dance

For me I say have a great day
and at the end maybe even a lay...

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