Short Preacher Poems

Short Preacher Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Preacher by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Preacher by length and keyword.


Premium Member Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee,
a presidential wanna be.
Former governor and preacher man,
is touting his "Fair Tax" plan.


8/22/15
Form: Clerihew


Just a Thought

Thinker,
failure,
soldier,
sailor,
airman,
dead man,
grief.
Politician,
preacher,
blind man,
teacher,
banker,
usurer,
thief.
Form: Rhyme

Sex Teacher

do love too do
it too
well like you
i'am ease to please
here's the deed
am not a preacher
LET ME BE
YOUR
SEX TEACHER

The Lover

The one who would be all: 
Brother, friend, mother, preacher, 
A listening ear
And a ready handkerchief, 
Mefenamic acid, 
Love.
© Robert Uy  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member another CLERIHEW mondriaan

Peieter Cornelius Mondriaan
son of a Calvinist preacher man
Outlned his geometrics in black
making a colour-filled abstract
Form: Clerihew


Wanted Renewal In Swimming Pool

When I really  wanted a renewal,
Was baptized in a swimming pool;
Did dunk;
Then sunk,
While preacher stood on a stool.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Bob the Alien

There was once an alien called Bob
Who had a very rubbish job
He was a teacher
And also a preacher
And he loved breaking door knobs!
© Super Star  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Two Days Sermon

A preacher commanded the Lord
To end all religious discord
The Devil got hot
And said, "You get squat!
It takes fire to temper a sword!"
Form: Limerick

When I Die

Plant me down in a plain pine box
In good green ground where I can rot
And don’t let any preacher talk
And leave no stone to mark the spot.
Form: Rhyme

We Promise God

we our teacher
our preacher
 as we look high
up in the sky
we would be together
good bad or better
until death do us part
WE PROMISE GOD

Easter 2020

Our preacher could not find his Bible
And thought most hoarders were liable
With sin for wages
We all took pages
As toilet paper most viable
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Clerihew Hunt

Leigh Hunt son of a preacher man
libelling Prince Regent ending in the 'can'
Consistently championed Byron&Shelley
a poet ogf Peace undoubtly
Form: Clerihew

Love Teacher

To stop the insane to make change stop hate don,t debate take part it's not hard. Do the lords will hate kill be a power. Preacher  BE LOVE TEACHER

The Preacher and Marrige

he spoke
it wasn't a joke
we held hands
by the preacher stand
now we must plan
do the beast we can
also buy a baby carraige
THE
PREAHER AND MARRIGE

We Proimise God

as we stood
for the good
and the preacher  say
take each other hand
we made  a stand
our marrige would be lard
frome the start
WE PROMISE GOD

Sunday School

I'm sure you have heard a preacher
Claim God created each creature
But look to the sky
And you will see why
Clouds are the greatest art teacher!
Form: Limerick

Preacher Wife

together they work
in the church
she  is by his side
they preach world wide
he is black and she is white
 there love is out of sight
the
PREACHER WIFE

A Preacher's View

A preacher looks out to his flock
Like the faithful hands of a clock
The view from up there
Shows cleavage to spare
The Devil hides bait in a frock
Form: Limerick

Pious Preacher

R-egarded as one
M-inister of the Gospel, 
A-s he shows the truth.

Topic: Birthday of Bro. Romualdo M. Alcantara (March 12) 
Form: Acrostic Haiku
Form: Haiku

Bra Sighs

A girl caught in her boobie trap
Struggled to untangle a strap
The preacher yelled, "Whoa!
It seems you don't know ...
Do I need to draw you a map?"
Form: Limerick

Piety Variety

There was a preacher named Gunn
Who kept all the ladies on the run.
He caught quite a few
And first thing he knew
The pews were full of sons of Gunn.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Yawn

The Preacher preached on and on
His sermon was boring and long
He stood in repose
With his eyes tightly closed
Without realizing his congregation had gone
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Irreverent Football Fan

A well known bible school teacher
Went to the game with the preacher
She shouted obscenities
And made no amenities
He had her banned from the bleachers !!
Form: Limerick

Devil Is a Pretender

he can be a funny man
he can  be a preacher hand
he can be leader of a band
he don't have the lords land
he just ba fender bender
THE
DEVIL IS  PRETENDER

Premium Member If I Were a Phoenix

I am the deacon,
When I should be preacher.
I'm not the beacon,
When I should be leader.
I need believers,
To rise again.
I need to breathe,
New life again.

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