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The Preacher preached on and on His sermon was boring and long He stood in repose With his eyes tightly closed Without realizing his congregation had gone

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Date: 12/29/2020 3:34:00 AM
I have been there, done that, got the t-shirt, as one of the parishoners sneaking out,not the minister of course.
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Date: 12/20/2020 5:13:00 PM
G'Day Rico, I must agree with you For all you say is true I cannot lie Or even deny The limerick King is You ....
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Date: 12/20/2020 7:49:00 AM
Shirley, Funny but not inaccurate poem. Like 'Yawn', Southern Baptists tend to go on and on. So I switched to Sanka. -Richard
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 12/20/2020 5:00:00 PM
Thank you, for your kind comment. I think the rest of that congregation had Sanka in mind as they left the church..... (A wake up call) Take care... Shirley
Date: 12/18/2020 10:38:00 AM
WELL done! Thanks for the laugh! Aloha! Rico
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 12/20/2020 7:22:00 PM
G'Day, Rico I have just sent your reply to myself ...
Date: 12/17/2020 7:53:00 PM
Hello Shirley … a very funny well written limerick - well done - Lindsay
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 12/17/2020 11:44:00 PM
Thank You, for your welcome comments. I am so pleased it made you smile Lindsay... Take care...Shirley
Date: 12/17/2020 4:50:00 PM
Lol!Shirley, I laughed out loud with this one. Guess you can say was preaching to the pews!:)Alexis
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 12/17/2020 11:51:00 PM
Your funny comment made me laugh too... We must share the same sense of the ridiculous... Take care Alexis.
Date: 12/17/2020 3:49:00 PM
ha ha ha this is fun:-) hugs jan xx
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 12/18/2020 12:01:00 AM
Hi Jan, It's lovely how silly things make us chuckle ... It really help to blow away the blues for awhile. ( thank you, for the hug too)

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