Short Politician Poems
Short Politician Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Politician by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Politician by length and keyword.
Roses are red
Lilies are pale
A politician
Should be in jail
(Sorry did I say one politician? I meant most of them)
Thinker,
failure,
soldier,
sailor,
airman,
dead man,
grief.
Politician,
preacher,
blind man,
teacher,
banker,
usurer,
thief.
if you are sick
go not to a doctor
approach a politician
he will preach patriotism
that you die in peace
here in Africa
If there’s anything more dangerous
than a terrorist
—it’s a corrupt politician
(Villanova Pennsylvania: May, 2019)
Son of a painter Aelbert Cuyp
married a rich widow pretty quick
Art he was no longer a fan
so because a notable politician
Joe Biden is starting to whine
The Democrats won't toe the line
They can not agree
That we should all see
A politician has a spine
A Brit politician named Truss
Became the PM, without fuss
What a fun thing to be
She could go on a spree
Throw all of us under a bus
Life of Absurd Politician
could be too confused
absurd and always abused
mishandled and misused
Jim Horn
Does that sound fair?
A politician using a bullhorn
places it over the mouth
Though given the stuff that comes out
it ought to be positioned down south
Sin
Selfish, Hateful
Avoiding, Denying, Disliking
Worker, Teacher, Politician, Artist
Listening, Singing, Rejoicing
Heavenly, Redeeming
Love
A Brit politician named Starmer
I've heard is a bit of a charmer
He thinks it's his call
To come save us all
A knight without shining armor
Bossy fatty cat
is walking On the roof
Holding robbed chunky piece of meat
The snoopy fatty cat
like greedy Politician
In our political bazaar
Completely Competent Being Brilliant and Resilient
completely competent
while having brilliant
also resilient
Way a politician should be.
Career Politician
—what could be more profane
Mandated Term Limits
—forever changing the game
(Villanova Pennsylvania: March, 2014)
There once was a mad politician
Who needed help from a mathematician
He could not handle money
This wasn't funny
He was in an uncertain position
Mentally Deranged
Mentally Deranged;
He and whole world are estranged
Also disengaged.
Sound like some politician you might know?
Jim Horn
A Brit politician named Boris
Who spoke like he ate a thesaurus
Became the head bloke
Which seemed like a joke
As his morals were somewhat porous
Had heard a crow making an oath,
Nevermore had been bright quoth;
Should not stare,
We did declare;
Became a politician and poet both.
Jim Horn
If justice and morality do not prevail in a politician’s soul his country is in peril.
(c) Demetrios Trifiatis
02 October 2016
There lived a politician Bill
Who was sadly caught by his spill
He tried so hard to deny
To woo jury by his cry
But finally accepted it was a thrill
Puppet
Figure on strings
Moved by a wealthy hand
Willingly manipulated
Dummy
Written on 6/4/2015
A target set by a politician
may stand for an inflated ambition,
for when it's not met
he'll be most upset
for it gives to his foes ammunition.
Politician Horn Haiku
Often lied and lied
And when tried they ramified
Until day had died.
This sure seems like a
politician haiku to me.
Jim Horn
Big Politician
Chris Christie
Not known to be nifty
Warned New Jersey National Guard Brig. Gen. Michael Cunniff to slim down.
This from such a big clown.
There once was an honest politician
Always loosing to his opposition
Then he hired some spies
Started telling some lies
Now holds office in a high position