Short Pizzeria Poems
Short Pizzeria Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pizzeria by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pizzeria by length and keyword.
Diarrhea
This recession was a great idea
I've quit going to the pizzeria
I just don't eat anymore
Cause I am simply too poor
I can't even afford diarrhea...
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Categories:
pizzeria, funny
Form:
Limerick
Pizzeria Nirvana
a girl making pizza dream
her toppings make tastebuds scream
tomato tossed swirls
with cheese in great curls
queen of the epicure scene.
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Categories:
pizzeria, beauty, cute love, dream, food, giggle, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Pizzeria Profound
One Lou Malnati stood on the Elk Grove mound
Found a piece of gold on elevated ground
He changed it into flavor
The result of hard labor
'Well done', said all,' a pizzeria profound'...
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Categories:
pizzeria, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
Santa Barbara Della Pizzeria
Divine and crunchy the pizzas that you serve,
Sweet the liqueurs I get but don’t deserve!
Your eyes are dark, and moist they are like dew,
Shooting darts with power to pierce me through.
Pardon please an odd and pious hope.
I think your case should come before the Pope,
I’m sure His Holiness would gladly canonize
One blessed with power to make those hot mince pies.
Strange thoughts have I while, waiting on this seat,
I see your smile before I taste the suite....
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Categories:
pizzeria, crush, romantic, smile, sweet,
Form:
Lyric
Daydreaming At the Pizzeria
She said it so matter-o-factly,
that girl, Morgan Kay Ackley.
"One day it will be so
I'll be rolling in the dough!"
But being a pizza maker what do you mean exactly?
NOTE: This was another funny story at work. Not exactly my joke, but I turned into a limerick for laughter's sake. A girl was telling me about how she's be famous one day... how she'll be "rolling in the dough"... and I was like, "aren't you doing that already?"... Ooohh good times they were... good times....
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Categories:
pizzeria, humorous, irony, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Jamming Commercials
Starting earlier every year,
Christmas costs more and more with less cheer.
This year Santa fell flat.
His diet took the fat,
Elves said,” this will not be good” they fear.
Watching commercials, they got idea.
Close diners, except pizzeria.
Each ad on T.V. now,
Pictures of pizzas wow!
Santa gains, without diarrhea.
Ads worked, he got a jolly belly.
Elves solemnly sat in a deli.
Commercialized just right,
His red suit fit so tight,
They needed petroleum jelly....
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Categories:
pizzeria, funny, health, holiday, life, satire
Form:
Limerick